Isn't there a guy working on casting new 3.6 cases? Maybe he could cast one for an 8
Yep, That crank won't work in two T4 cases welded together, the distance between throws is all wrong.
Flat plane crank V8's were noisy and vibrate badly, there has been a resurgence of FPC V8 in high end sports cars but I can imagine they are using balance shafts.
Also I bet in alunimum blocks they are casting in steel bearing saddles, much like in the 996/997 crank carrier.