A day without sunshine is like, ah…night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked, in a parallel universe.
Honk, if you love peace and quite.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Depression, is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. It’s the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your week.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Get a new car for you spouse, it’ll be a fair trade!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
OK, so what is the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well you have obviously over looked something.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
AND
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines!!!!!
