I've invented a new game. I'll go first...

What am I doing?

Two 11mm wrenches and needle nose vise grips.

Auto-erotic self abuse?

Sorry - couldn't resist. Obviously, can't answer either.

Adjusting the clutch cable?

Okay - here's #2

I'm driving with the windshield wipers on and it's not raining (please no comments about WA)

What am I doing?

Draining your spare tire?

autocrossing

Driving in Eastern Washington and you're trying to scrape a layer of bugs off

I would add "at twilight while driving by a lake"... Eastern WA or Klamath Falls Lake, or Sacramento River.

Using my motorcycle jack and wood to make something. What is it? What's it's use?

righton

Number 3 (an easy one): I'm using a 15mm wrench on the 914

yup!!!

removing the wipers?

Ok: 'Both my thumbs are sore and i've been cursing for 30 min." What am I doing?

Trying to put Mustang mirrors on a 914 Porsche?

Head nuts, except that would require a 15mm socket.

But he was trying it blindfolded.

The real reason he liked that look, right Cuda?

Removing / Installing the plastic 13mm nuts under the dash.

Its just one nut on a piece I have to get on, and I wish I had another elbow to bend. Where am i?

Reinstalling the wiper motor...

Woke up and junk was orange? What did I do ?

Sanding naked

A: Trying to force a new targa seal onto the metal across the top of the windshield. Holy crap, my thumbs were sore for two days.

Installing the Mustang mirrors only made one finger sore.

> A: Trying to force a new targa seal onto the metal across the top of the windshield. Holy crap, my thumbs were sore for two days.

Dishwasher soap is your friend...

-Steve

Cheetos and porn?

installing starter and putting nut on bolt inside engine compartment

Oh,that's what it was?

Yes. Ask me how I know...

Only took 23 posts for the thread to spiral down the drain...so predictable...it's why I love 914World.

Yep, soaped it. Even so, it was a b*tch to get on.

How do you know?

Not what I was thinking but you are right. Additional hint, there's one on both sides P and D.

I think you meant to quote the 'junk was orange'.

Tough one here: I have jack stands and a welder, what am I doing?

Don't weld the jack stands to the car. They are supposed to be removed eventually!

Sail Panel trim!

Oil change.

Ok, maybe this isn't such a fun game...

-Steve

I saw him doing it...

Correct for using the 15mm wrench.