FRIGGIN INATTENTIVE BITCH Joe
Sorry I'll take and post pictures tommorw. For now Er ah, Cazadores Porforvora.
BEFORE

I doan get it..I wanted it too...and I'm just obnoxious....

PHYQUE

Ummmm, bummer....sell it to me for 5K?

Did ya get at least two three shots off?

Are they still bleeding?

Do ya need bail money?

AAAUUUGGGHHHH

dats godda hurt....

Oh the humanity!

what happened to that one?

Oh man....

sorry to see that happened...

really liked the color and what I see of your car till I strolled down and ouch....that sucks....

what happened, man? Hey, at least the damage is repair-able from the look of the picture and it didn't wipe the whole side, didn't it?

j

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Yeah, what happened????

Oh man Joe!!!! That really really sucks big time. Details please.

AAAARGH!!!!![FONT=Impact][SIZE=14][COLOR=purple]

btdt......

its your excuse to do those other things too

sympathy aplenty- so sorry. Better get bizzy!

AAAARGH!!!!!


btdt......

its your excuse to do those other things too

sympathy aplenty- so sorry. Better get bizzy!

SONOFAFRIGGINBEOATCHDAMNITTOHELLCRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please promise that you are going to put it back the way it was, that is a beautiful car. WTF happenned? I hope you know who did it, and where they live, and what they drive, etc.

Have a big, strong drink, step back, then figure out how to make it right again.

With deepest sympathies,

Steve

Damn dawg, that sucks! I think everybody's dyin' to know what happened....
I had some shitbag back into my Nissan with their trailer hitch and not bother to leave their insurance. I hope that's not what happened to you!
Good luck on getting it fixed. If you know who it is, post their name and address on the forum, and maybe their danglies'll be missing in the morning....

Cole

Joe, That really sucks, if there is something I can do to help you fix it, let me know. My tools, are your tools. My stud gun and puller are here if you need it. Tell me they backed into you while you were parked and you didnt have to watch it live. I would cry. Then I would KILL the POS with my hands so I could look into their eyes as their last breath rolls out.

this everyone is the WRONG way to shave the marker lights...sorry had to.

THAT FRIGGIN C.. ah I cunt use that word here. She backed over the teener while looking to see if traffic was cuming. I was stopped in the driveway, dumbfounded , while I watched the left, Italian turn signal, explode and the rear bumper of the large Benz sedan, slide half way up my front trunk. The first thing she said to me was " why didn't you honk your horn?" My wrist has a cut from trying to find the horn on that Momo steering wheel. She's trying to get out of it already and the accident isn't 2 minutes old, MY BABE IS PHYQUD UP............
I was taking my father to lunch with my stepmother and Linda Horne (were in a car right behind me). We were turning into a parking lot to have lunch and this car backed out of its stall and drove over Beauty. This person was trying to back out into traffic and did NOT look behind her.
Joe

Run her over.
Ask why she didn't yell.

Cole

Driving a mercedes, eh?

Hows that back of yours doing? Maybe you can milk enough to fix the fender AND buy manfred. Take her money! She doesnt deserve it!

Oh man Joe, that really hurts!!!!!
Stupid damn women drivers, I swear......they can't drive worth shit!

Except of course those of us women who belong
to 914club

Seriously, really sorry to hear and see that!
Hope you get it fixed soon!

Lisa

well there could be some good from this, lets see new CF hood, new bumper top, repaint the above parts, hows the bumper could it now use a chrome job

I can't go outside anymore

m

Me too M
Drugs help, Cazadores does also. I don't think I'll be able to drive Beauty In public.
Joe

I soooooooo know your pain, just a scratch or a little rock chip would cause me great pain until my baby got killed but saved my life. He was my best buddy for 13 years and put a smile on face every single day. I still miss him every day
-Birgit

You think that would have happened to mikez? THINK AGAIN! Serious, something hates me, and the thing that hates me hangs over people I know, except mikez!

I can't believe it! I can't! Make the bad picture go away!

Nice photoshop... heh... you had us going... :sheepish:

I can't believe it..


m

Joe I cant believe it!!!!! you barely had that car for a week!!!! I just sold it to you last Friday!!!!!!! Kill the woman responsible...lut for blood or smoke lots of wacky tobaccy and drink coupious amounts of hard liqour,beer wont work!

Once again...I feel yer pain....

I would have protected it better.....I have heat sensing radar guided missiles that shoot fat broads before they can engage....

Doan know the whole story....take her fat ass to da cleaners...

BTW....what's the diff between a Mercedes driver and a porcupine?

The porcupine is a protected species.....toast her ass.....

That's just too painful!

Make that woman pay!

Sorry Cuz,
That suckz hard!!! Looks like an otherwise shweet ride!!!
Mercedes Bad - Insurance $$$ Gud. Make her pay & pay some more

Aw, that really sucks. Sounds like the bitch that dinged my car. Always try to put the blame on someone else, never want to take responsibility for the shit they pull.

If you need any parts, let me know, they're free to you.

Now go and fuck her really good, she deserves it.

Got her address, I'll help you picket her house, lol.

Take Care, Don