This is SO bad....

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Just saw it on BoldRide...

Full CL ad:

FierrroooooEnzo

Someone actually stepped back and said "Oh yeah, this is DONE. PAINT IT!"

Oh dear....

Automatic

Damn...that's it, I'm out....

That engine cover kills me...

Come on. It is probably vintage eligible. Ha

He’s asking $5,500 for it.

Wait until he learns that in California by law the smog test/repairs are the seller’s responsibility…

..........BUT it is pulling a wheelie while standing still

I was thinking the same thing

It looks like one of those micro cars that my son used to play with. All smoothed up

But if the future buyer has a 4 year old son, he will be the coolest dad ever or at least until his son turns 10.

Amazingly, some people are born without taste, common sense, brains, etc. That person needs to be drawn and quartered.

'Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public.'
P.T. Barnum

ahh yes, all these comments are true. I share the same sentiment. BUT!!! if you have the balls to roll in this beautiful beast, more power to ya. Screw everyone else.... you're rolling in the FierrrrooEnzo baby

What the hell is wrong with you people?


It's a V-12!!!!!!!

Three 1.7s??

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Clearly,the wrong shape.
Congratulations must be given for completion tho,a massive amount of hand labor.
A few semesters of design tech could have resulted in a more pleasing contour.
A Bradley GT in Rosso.Wanna be V12.

Yup The ol' 5.1L

what or who was thinking.

Lamborghini doors not gull wings...as if it matters.

I think it was designed after this dog.
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..only serious buyers please.

Wear a powder blue leisure suit with peach colored platform shoes and your getting laid for sure.

I just spewed tea everywhere. LMAO

I got laid in those,circa 1987, without a fake ferrari. Still own the outfit!

It's a mid engine 6, that's gotta get some love. That engine cover is insane, I need one for my 1.7.

That's what people used to say about 914 owners...

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ebay



It looks like this car has a history…

It's got 59 Cadillac tail lights. You don't see those every day!!!

I like it, mainly because of the cup holder. It gives you some place to through up into.

But guys! It's got that Bay Area vibe!

I am going to pour bleach in my eyes!

It reminds me of an aardvark. And the aardvark is better looking.

I just watched the video. . .

You would think that a guy trying to sell a car would know what *BELT DRESSING* is?!?!?!?? He must think that whine makes it sound more authentic.

The new owner must be Helen Keller.

That's not a supercharger? Talk about something WHINING. Sheeeesh. Sounds like night time in the rain forest.

The ebay ad says it's a "head turner" and I must admit I turned mine.
It doesn't look quite as bad from the back, but it's best view is probably just after it's gone over the horizon, assuming it can go that far.

I don't know...sounds exactly like the real thing, no? I'm having a tough time telling the difference.


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