The only requirements are that it be irreverent & short...acronyms allowed.
Winner will be chosen by the committee....me & the better half.

The winner gets a prize. A "batch" of the wife's killer cookies, your choice of the following:

C chip
Oatmeal rasin (or without the rasins)
Ginger snaps
Peanutbutter
Snicker doodles (trust me, they're killer)

Shipped 2 day via UPS.

Put your best shot on this thread.

Winner will be chosen March 12 & cookies shipped on Monday.

school bus....


cuz you take everyone to skool on the track

Multiple enrties are allowed. Youz young guys livin' on your own outta be all over this. A batch is 3-4 dozen. A nice change
from Ramen noddles:lol:

Wife's Cookies (don't touch)
Cookie Monster
No Passing Zone
Puget Pounder
Northern Lights 'em Up
No Ass Dragger

germanic geriatric.

Hornet
Yellowjacket
Killa Bee


gawd.... i need those cookies.....

aaron... before I clicked this thread... I looked at the title and though school bus, then thought.


Magic School Bus.
Um

Yellix (yellow six)

I personally like yellix....

Really, I do.

"short bus"



~a

James Dean Lil Bastard

JP;
Lil Buzzer
Ole Buzzer
Ole Bastard
Snicker Doodle , would be cute,kinda yellow
Old Scooler , sorry Aron

Not you JP the car

Screw the school bus, go straight to the Short Bus I say!

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Mar 7 2005, 10:17 PM)

school bus.... cuz you take everyone to skool on the track

Jez Aaron.....stealing VegasRacer's line's?

QUOTE (joe buckle @ Mar 7 2005, 10:51 PM)

Jez Aaron.....stealing VegasRacer's line's?

The kid is desperate. 4 dozen Oatmeal/rasins are breakfast for 2 weeks

mmmm, cookie

eLemonator
JayPees
YellowSubmarine
Yellow Snow
BumbleBeat Me
RisingSun
SUNdaydriver
SaTurns
Bananasty
TailDragonkiller
DNF king
WinglessBee

"big bird"

~a

i love "short bus"

"ole yeller"
"horny hornet"
"yellow submarine"
"lemon drop"
"taxi"-something or "yellow cab", etc
"fake tan"
"sour six"
"lemon six"
"porsche pucker"
"pucker factor"
"pucker up"
"yellow anaconda"


GOD I WANT SOME C-CHIP COOKIES BAD!!!

Big Bird!!! good one!

"hairy canary"

i know, it makes no sense. i need to go to bed...

edit: wait, "big hairy canary" ah... that's getting irreverent right there

~a

How about "Screaming Yellow Zonker" Remember those??

MoonPie
Happy Face

It is late...

WOODEN INJUN


M

QUOTE (joe buckle @ Mar 7 2005, 10:51 PM)

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Mar 7 2005, 10:17 PM) school bus.... cuz you take everyone to skool on the track Jez Aaron.....stealing VegasRacer's line's?

Thanks Joe. Remind me to give Aaron a the next time I see him.

You want irreverent? How about Auschwitz.
Would 'The Bunker' be better?
The Asylum.
The Swamp. (I loved M.A.S.H.)
Stalag 14 (after another great TV show)

Banana Slug

KT

" I got whipped by the B-Slug, again ".

"Fastest Banana Slug yous ever did seen..."

I can hear it now

DASGUD
because JP always says fixin is GUD.

'lil booger (drive the snot out of it )
full yellow jacket

ya need to put one of those "stop for schoolbus" signs on the back of it

Here ya go:

Fearless Flyer
GoldenBoy
GoldenGirl
Blondie
Blond Mistress
Yellow Mistress
YellowDog
Bannana Boat (BB)
SAMM (Sucks All My Money)

How about a takeoff on Frankenstein? Keep the name in the family...

Lemon-stein
Banana-stein

Or...

Lemon-bus
Banana-bus
Primer-bus

Yellow Dog! i love that movie.....

You are funny

Here comes my suggestions

how about banana-ram or bananarama

or No-Banali-Ram

well, I am not good enoung in this. Yours are better....

For the sight impaired...."Old Blue"

Or sumthin' simple, like the driver....

Loogee

Or

Yaller Lunger

KEWLBUS, Hot for Teacher.
CCLINVANHALEN

van halen and speaking of rock bands, how 'bout:

"twisted sixer"

~a

thor (god of thunder)
loki (didn't he have something to do with mischief?)
wotan

ok, so i am stuck in a theme. i don't need the cookies, as my wife keeps me pretty well fed. don't get me wrong, JP, i'd take 'em if i won!

QUOTE (Hawktel @ Mar 7 2005, 10:49 PM)

Screw the school bus, go straight to the Short Bus I say!

Rise above it all: Double Decker

Flash
VoltAGE
SunRAY
NuCLEAR

BlondeSter

Here are my ideas:

Stink (as in goes like... You could also make it Stinky to be cute )
Schnell (check that spelling please)
Fever
Tuna
Jersey
Rose (Rosey)
Cab (Cabbie)
Warbler
Corn
Lung Butter
Wanna Be Red

I love chocolate chip cookies.

Scheiße-Kasten

Schneller Scheiße-Kasten

Deutscher Scheiße-Kasten

PS, give the cookies to A-aron Admin....they're "boy magnets" in Corona I hear.

Yer wife's gonna love this one JP...

JANES ADDICTION

das all I gots

...b

p.s Jane, yer snickerdoodles A R E K I L L E R

Da Bomb!

I'm kind of partial to Shitbox....

I also like SOL - it could mean several things... like the sun or sorry ole' loser...

yellow shit box, that way there can be no misunderstanding......... there are already a bunch of shitboxes here

Then it would have to be "JPs" Yellow shit box....as there are more than a few yellow shit boxes...I've had a few....Skline's Shaaaloom is gonna be yaller....sure to be others using a rattlecan and copying the master JPs rendition....

DIARRHEA OR JPs' DIARRHOEA

A-aron Admin still needs the cookies!

SCHITZZZZZZ

FECALFARNUGEN (sorry, no umlaut)

RENNSCHEISSE

SCHEISSERENN

or along those lines

Yellow Fever
914RS Took Too Long With The Paint Code, So I'm The Wrong Yellow
Fat Ass
Don't Try This At Home
And The Winner Is.....

I'm thinking .......YELLOW GOLD or maybe LEMON TWISTED and you can send the cookies to the kid in Corona

Could be Jaundice or Citron.

I agree with Quarl - Shitbox is a pretty good name.

I was going to suggest:

SHITBOX II

or...

Shitbox The Movie

But then I remembered, isn't his car named ULF? And Shitbox is just a term of endearment?

So how about:

ULFY (what's it all about...Ulfy?) I don't know what ULF is the acronym for, but the Y would be for Yeller.

or...

AY! (All Yeller!)... I can hear the start line chant now... AY!AY! AY!... AY! AY! AY!

or...

AYE! (All Yeller Everywhere).

piecemeal

WUNY

Wait Until Next Year

Schiznit

Schitt's Box

Shizzle Box

Mus-turd

dont care what the hell you call it....can i get a batch of cookies for trying?


Serious?