"Gee Hon nice impression of a chia pet."

"Ya know you could have given me the cash for the Porsche fund and just chewed on an extension cord for a minute. "

"Brillo called, they said to hop back into the box."

"White people with afros.... just dont make sense"

and the one that put her over the edge.....

"If it looks like $hit, smells like $hit, it must be....."

Yes I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight....

Mike D.

QUOTE (Sparky @ Mar 18 2005, 10:08 PM)

Yes I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight....

someone just had to say it ...



you knew that was coming, right?
Andy

Yah, can't blame you for being worried tonight, I can't remember which of your comments was the one that Joh Wayne Bobbitt said to Mrs. Bobbitt that fateful night.

I have perma perm, I have awaken in my life.. to find rodents, or evidence of rodents.

It's much more pleasant to have mice in your doo... than doo in your doo.

I said doodoo.


M

QUOTE (SirAndy @ Mar 18 2005, 10:16 PM)

QUOTE (Sparky @ Mar 18 2005, 10:08 PM) Yes I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight.... someone just had to say it ... you knew that was coming, right? Andy

I figured that was coming... If I can sneak up on her with the camera I'll post one up tomorrow. In the mean time I'm fashioning a steel cup for myself and drinking lots of coffee to keep myself awake...

Wish me luck, she hasn't been this pissed in a very long time.

My best,
Mike D.

Yikes........you might as well tell her she's been putting on weight too. That and the hair jokes will get you dead. If there is one woman on the jury she won't be convicted either.


Run

Mike?..... What the hell were you think'in ?

No shakey puddin for you bubba, for a long time.

You may as well go join a cloister.

Or you could tell her that the hair distracts from how big those pants make her butt look Then RUN

My wife got her first perm (I convince her it'd look great ) right before she met my grandmother for the first time.........[My grandmother in a German/New Jersey accent] "Aaahh, she looks like a poodle dog!"

I got the "schnitzel" smacked out of me later that day ...but I still couldn't stop laughing!

QUOTE (Sammy @ Mar 19 2005, 07:54 AM)

Just tell her that it's OK, when you were single and drank alot you went home with lots of weird looking girls. That should do it.

I would be scared...very scared