From the Internet today, GT3RS at a dealership.
It's a sad accident...but it's Wednesday; feel free to Caption away...Click to view attachment

That will buff out Honestly sir !

This is the new GT3RSA (amphibious) model.

Who's the U-boat commander??????

any idea where that is?

JOB OPENING!!!

Rear engine, water cooled.

Amsterdam

Amsterdam

"Mr. Bond, this is not the Lotus Espirit!!"

or

"You're drunk Porsche, go home".

"Just the tip, I promise..."

"it drives nice, but I'm looking for something with a little more curb appeal"....

It's OK sir.......the entire country is below sea level.

"I told you to take it to 5K and dump the clutch. I am sure it'll hydroplane across...."

"Gulf water shot"

"Guess that self-service car wash isn't working out too well."

Obviously the Millenial Anti Theft Device worked...

Too many Heinekens.

Looks like Dietrich found a job after all.....

I was only going to get some fries with peanut sauce.

Ferris, what did I just do?

Kinda stupid they don't have any sort of guard rail.

"But Boss, it says here on the checklist that the final pre-delivery check is dipped headlights"

"Put your toe-in the water and see if it lukewarm to you"

Amsterdam! nuff said

On the Porsche option list: Item number 234, front facing parking camera.

....99 Porsche GT3s on the floor, 99 Porsche GT3s on the floor.

You roll one down, you let drown, 98 Porsche GT3s on the floor....

"For your safety a flotation device is located underneath your seat cushion"

Dude, hold my beer...I got this

It looks thirsty. Maybe someone was just watering their Porsche.

But I thought all dealerships wash their cars as part of detailing for delivery?

Risky Business!!! Love that scene.