It was such a nice day here in So Cal that I decided to take my 914 out for a spin.
After enjoying my favorite mountain road, I started back into the city.
Suddenly traffic stopped, and I failed to react in time, and hit the car in front of me.
When I got out of my car to inspect the damage, I noticed that the driver of the car that I hit was a Little Person (Midget/Dwarf).
He hopped out of his car, and stomped toward me.
As he looked at his bumper, he announced "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
I replied, oh...which one are you?
That is when the fight began.
Full Version: BAD DAY! Crashed my car
Apparently Grumpy... 
Did you beat him down to size! 
If this is an April fool's joke, It's disgusting.
This is SoCal, it had to be "Dopey".... 
QUOTE(The Cabinetmaker @ Apr 2 2016, 01:13 PM) 
If this is an April fool's joke, It's disgusting.
,not good taste at all, considering don-6 was @ fault 
,jeez imagine how many times the little guy has heard that lame joke...really.
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My in-laws just enjoyed this..T
QUOTE(don-6 @ Apr 1 2016, 04:46 PM)
It was such a nice day here in So Cal that I decided to take my 914 out for a spin.
After enjoying my favorite mountain road, I started back into the city.
Suddenly traffic stopped, and I failed to react in time, and hit the car in front of me.
When I got out of my car to inspect the damage, I noticed that the driver of the car that I hit was a Little Person (Midget/Dwarf).
He hopped out of his car, and stomped toward me.
As he looked at his bumper, he announced "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
I replied, oh...which one are you?
That is when the fight began.
Nice try Don......
QUOTE(914_teener @ Apr 2 2016, 04:32 PM)
QUOTE(don-6 @ Apr 1 2016, 04:46 PM)
It was such a nice day here in So Cal that I decided to take my 914 out for a spin.
After enjoying my favorite mountain road, I started back into the city.
Suddenly traffic stopped, and I failed to react in time, and hit the car in front of me.
When I got out of my car to inspect the damage, I noticed that the driver of the car that I hit was a Little Person (Midget/Dwarf).
He hopped out of his car, and stomped toward me.
As he looked at his bumper, he announced "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
I replied, oh...which one are you?
That is when the fight began.
Nice try Don......
So it is
Made me smile.
I thought it was funny.
But, I'm not into PC or good taste at all.
At least you didn't rear end Caitlyn Jenner.
But, I'm not into PC or good taste at all.
At least you didn't rear end Caitlyn Jenner.
so you didn't stop short enough for him....
You are lucky it was just one. The last time that happened to me, a dozen of them piled out of their little car and wanted to kick my ass. 
I'm the dwarf and I'm pissed off
good one don
I think the people who took offense to this post need to GROW UP........
If you think this is offensive, check out the dwarf tossing thread in the sand box.
http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?showtopic=164637
http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?showtopic=164637
QUOTE(Cuda911 @ Apr 1 2016, 10:10 PM)
I thought it was funny.
But, I'm not into PC or good taste at all.
At least you didn't rear end Caitlyn Jenner.
just wait til this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl4ButVeOUQ
QUOTE(messix @ Apr 2 2016, 12:17 PM)
Thanks Troy, now I have to do my laundry all over again.
QUOTE(Cuda911 @ Apr 1 2016, 10:10 PM)
At least you didn't rear end Caitlyn Jenner.
Well if you did you would be dead.........
to soon !!!
OMG. I almost shorted a fuse watching that!
Hilarious
You got me Don!! I was going to give you a hard time for not telling me when you where at the shop. Irish Humor right HAHA
That was funny as hell.
I don't see why some peeps got grumpy over this.... 
just seems dopey....
I feel....well......like Happy?
Not sure what everyone's talking about.
Not sure what everyone's talking about.
I'm getting sleepy ![yellowsleep[1].gif](http://www.914world.com/bbs2/style_emoticons/default/yellowsleep[1].gif)
Aah Aaahhh Chooo... That makes me...?
When my kids were little, I used to read them the names wrong when I read the story to them.
Weepy, Creepy, Stinky, Sleazy, Wheezie, Jerky, Funky.
Even as tots, they thought it was funny.
Guess that's why they are so twisted today.
Weepy, Creepy, Stinky, Sleazy, Wheezie, Jerky, Funky.
Even as tots, they thought it was funny.
Guess that's why they are so twisted today.
The entire USA could stand a little desensitisation. More especially the state I live in. 
When my boys were little we had a picture book I used to read to them.
Inside was a Round Hound and Fat Cat.
Now they are grown. I was reading a book to my grandchild. Inside was a fat cat, I made mention... Look at that fat cat......
New Daughter in Law corrected me. We don't use that word in our house!
What word, Fat? Why? ......
Its just not neccessary! My son just winced.....
Now I don't read anything to my grandchild .......
Inside was a Round Hound and Fat Cat.
Now they are grown. I was reading a book to my grandchild. Inside was a fat cat, I made mention... Look at that fat cat......
New Daughter in Law corrected me. We don't use that word in our house!
What word, Fat? Why? ......
Its just not neccessary! My son just winced.....
Now I don't read anything to my grandchild .......
QUOTE(messix @ Apr 2 2016, 12:17 PM)
That was so funny I feel guilty watching
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