Confucius says: Undercoating can hide a multitude of sins.

Confucius says: Truth see Rust Free seldom be!

Confucius says: 914's don't leak oil, they only mark their spot.

Confucius says: Turbo a 914, you cannot.

"F*ck, what did I get myself into?" Oh wait... that was me.

Confucius says: "Once a project, always a project"

Confucius says:
"your four lug nuts and two cylinders short of being a real dash six"

"It does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you do not stop."
That's actually a real one, unedited!

"Our greatest glory is not in never breaking down, but in rising onto a set of jackstands every time we do."
That's a real one too, but slightly modified

Confucius say, crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Ok, on topic: Confusionist say, you CAN turbo 914.

Descartes says: I have a 914, therefor I'm cheap.

Confucius says, "Seek with search function and you shall find."

Confucius say: man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

And the 914 version...

Confucius say: man who buy "rust free" 914 soon have red finger and empty wallet.

Confucius say - "Extra parts after reassembly make you bad engineer, but good money on eBay."

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Confucious say: He who lose key to girlfriend's 914, get no noo-key.

Confucious say: He who drive Porsche like hell, bound to get there.

Confucious Say:

60 in the straightaways, 90 in the curves.


(Only applicable to 914)

Confucious Say:

Greatest cars, have trunk for every seat.

"He who brake early, lose race. He who brake late, pick hay from teeth."

"Keep Calm and Drive"

Confucius say: Man with one pressure gauge always knows pressures. Man with two gauges is never sure.

A little OT

Confucius say; "he who fart in church, Sit in own pew"

Back OT

Confucius say; "no matter what the day, Don't forget the Targa or you Pay"

Confucius says, "Like the Himalayas, thy value shall continue to rise."

Confucius say, man with engine in the middle may spin like a top.

More may be hidden than just the headlights

There may be a whole lot of hell in a dark place.

Not only an elephant with luggage has two trunks.

If you must lift your lid to get gas, you are living in the past.

When it rains inside, your top is on.

"Bumpers" are nothing more than an illusion.

Not only English men have left sided hand-brakes.

Rusty rockers like large knockers will drive a good man insane

If you don't know 914s, you don't know Jack (stands).

The truth, like clutch cables, get longer with age.

If the tin worm and ferrous oxide had a love child it would be the 914.

914 owners get excited when the top comes off.

Rust is a precious metal... 914s are precious.

Confucius say: Taking the long way home, is the most direct route to happiness.

Good stuff!!!

Confucius asks,

which part of owning a vintage Porsche did you think was going to be inexpensive—the vintage part or the Porsche part?

The best day in a 914 is the day before something breaks.

Why buy an expensive 911 when you can pay the same (or more) for rust repair.

You don't have to be a bad ass to be feared, just show up at an autoX.

The fastest way to down grade you wallet is to upgrade your teener.

NARP is not just a way of life, it is life.

Confucious say "Anyone & everyone will stop to share their 914 story with you"

NARP is the answer to Why not What

Confucius say: If it doesn't work now, what did you just fix that could break it?

--DD

.....Confucious say;

When you go for ride in 914.come back in one piece.....not just bring back 1 piece.

When opening the frunk and people ask, "Where's the engine" open rear trunk and say "OMG, where did it go?"

Not only Yogis can levitate a foot off the ground.

Oil leaks in the garage are inverted.

Confucius say: Water spray is not good for 914
Confucius say: Road salt is NEVER good for 914
Confucius say: Battery tray was NEVER good for 914!

Confucius say

"Appearance group get you five Fuchs"

Confucius say - man who has engine in rear must rethink physics...

Blessed be the lowered.

Men who buy new, never knew.

A dog-leg is not always in golf.

Air from the spare make the squirters only fair.

Man who walk behind 914 get exhausted.

Confucius say: Tree thing say truth. Small baby, drunks and yoga pants

I say; "Amen to that"

Confucius says, "A NARP with a badge is medicine for the sensitive ego."

Confucius say:

He who eat Taco Bell before Auto Cross lead to great runs.

Confucius says: If you are going to be dumb, you got to be tough.

"Con-Fuchs-ius" say:

Journey of a thousand miles begins in first gear (if you can find it).

Wash heads in morning, neck at night.

Confucius Says "a fool and his money is soon departed."

(Must be thinking about his teener when he came up with that!)

As useless as a coat hook in a 914.

Since there are two... Twice as useless as coat hooks in a 914.