Been in negotiations for the last week and a half with a guy from Georgia/Colorado about Manfred.

He asked for a PPI, no problem, negotiated a price, no problem, busted my balls over a Guarantee that the car would be problem free.....hmmm, that's what the PPI is for right?

I mean, I installed a USED motor, into a tub that some ELSE built, and it 35 years OLD and "I" am supposed to give an open ended money back thingy?.....told him NO....didn't say fuck off, didn't say, Cousin Guido was gonna hunt his ass down.....just said NO.....As-IS....just like on Ebay and according to CA Law.....

Weasel Dick called me back...said sorry and re -opened negotiations....made me go down and have my newly rebuilt trans opened up and confirm that there was an LSD in there...

Went back home...got a call....makes me go BACK down to confirm the VIN WITH the owners papers....did that....the PPI guy ran me home as he was gonna have a truck p/u Manfred there....signed the pink and everything.....fucker called me on the way home an cancelled the deal.......


ANYONE DEALING WITH A DOUCHE BAG NAMED TERRY COBB...out of Georgia and Colorado....runaway......I find this asshole......he will regret wastig my time....prolly just knock him down and give him a nasty head rub or sumthin'

Best part was...he called me back and told me to stick my car up my ass.....like the fact that it passed the PPI with flying colors and he made me run all over town...I'm the ASSHOLE?

Well normally I AM an ASSHOLE....but I was being business like....

Herre's his cell number....if ya call him and tell he's an asshole...go ahead....even if ya wanna call and tell him THAT HE DID gud and THAT "I'M an ASSHOLE" go ahead....just make his day miserable.....

512-970-4571

should we spam his email?

Sure....
fcobb@sprynet.com

that sucks!
what a workup for nothing. Send him some old smelly fish in a tightly sealed box C.O.D.

Give em one of these! I hate guy's like that. A-hole!

Sorry to hear that Mike, so if your still gunna take him to the WCC, you got lights? If you need um just come down and get um.
Joe

That bites.

Terry, I realise you do not know me but allow me to convey on my friend Z's behalf:



Sincerely, your good friend,

Moon him! And don't forget the bunny ears!

Dunno....prolly gonna go get drunk, have my way with a transvestite callperson and ruin my life and wake as a born again lesbian or sumthin'......

The whole gig just makes me pissed off.,.....

Here is what I am doing to your chicken ass hole..................

QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 05:30 PM)

512-970-4571

He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me?

-Rusty

QUOTE (jwalters @ Apr 14 2005, 02:59 PM)

Here is what I am doing to your chicken ass hole..................

Youch J - man that's harsh, dOOd !

QUOTE (Lawrence @ Apr 14 2005, 05:00 PM)

QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 05:30 PM) 512-970-4571 He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me? -Rusty

See that was your mistake right there. See, he is in Georgia, so you should have said "Good evening, fuckbag..."

Remember, Georgia is Eastern time zone. One hour ahead of us.

I am outraged, very pissed off and somewhat aroused!!! I am at this very moment hurling silent epithets and insults in the general direction of Colorado AND Georgia!!
I would like to personally tell this lowlife what a lowlife, douche bag, spineless, dickless moron he is. And if I ever see him I will give him such look that would leave him speechless and unable to control his bowels.
I feel so strongly about this that if you install a 3.2 liter engine in Manfred and guarantee that no part of this car will ever break in my life time I will write a check immediately for the incredible sum of... $5000!!!
Your lifelong friend till tomorrow morning, Elliot

Send Miles down to open up a barrel of Whup Ass on him and then have his way with him....it'll be a change from goats

perhaps i should send him a love letter from his mother/sister/aunt.....

could all come from the same email address judging from his behavior (sorry to all non-inbred southern folk)

i will bump elliots offer to the astronomical sum of $5002 and a six pack of schlitz....

pm me with your acceptance....

QUOTE (Elliot Cannon @ Apr 14 2005, 03:24 PM)

............................ I feel so strongly about this that if you install a 3.2 liter engine in Manfred and guarantee that no part of this car will ever break in my life time I will write a check immediately for the incredible sum of... $5000!!! Your lifelong friend till tomorrow morning, Elliot

Don't forget to ask for a PPI


Andrew

QUOTE (phantom914 @ Apr 14 2005, 04:45 PM)

QUOTE (Elliot Cannon @ Apr 14 2005, 03:24 PM) ............................    I feel so strongly about this that if you install a 3.2 liter engine in Manfred and guarantee that no part of this car will ever break in my life time I will write a check immediately for the incredible sum of... $5000!!!            Your lifelong friend till tomorrow morning,   Elliot Don't forget to ask for a PPI Andrew

Naaah. I trust him. Besides if things didn't work out I would feel really sad and maybe even spit on the sidewalk and think bad thoughts.
cheers, Elliot

Interesting...wonder why he would have a central TEXAS area code when he is in georgia???



no 512 in georgia...

That splains it...He's an AGGIE!

pull the rebuilt tranny with the quaife and tell him he snoozed mike. i'll tell you all about it when i see you next week.

k

QUOTE (seanery @ Apr 14 2005, 02:36 PM)

that sucks! what a workup for nothing. Send him some old smelly fish in a tightly sealed box C.O.D.  :barf:

Or you could do what Automobile Atlanta did to a friend of mine and Brad's back in Dallas: They boxed up a pile of dog poop and mailed it to him with the parts he ordered...hehehe...wrong in so many ways.

phoned the ass-hole mike... yup i did...gave him some Canadian ice...no thats not the beer..thats me being a dink-a-sarous......

QUOTE (Lawrence @ Apr 14 2005, 04:00 PM)

QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 05:30 PM) 512-970-4571 He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me? -Rusty

Called him up pretending to be one of those "976" calls, kept him on the line long enough to tell him to go fuck himself!

Lisa

someone post a audio clip of one of these calls.....

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 04:56 PM)

QUOTE (Lawrence @ Apr 14 2005, 04:00 PM) QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 05:30 PM) 512-970-4571 He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me? -Rusty Called him up pretending to be one of those "976" calls, kept him on the line long enough to tell him to go fuck himself! Lisa

YOU GO GIRL!!!

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 04:56 PM)

QUOTE (Lawrence @ Apr 14 2005, 04:00 PM) QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 05:30 PM) 512-970-4571 He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me? -Rusty Called him up pretending to be one of those "976" calls, kept him on the line long enough to tell him to go fuck himself! Lisa

Lisa has a sexy voice too. She called me up one time and I didnt recognize the number. I thought I had an admirer , but it was only Mrs K

QUOTE

but it was only Mrs K

With lines like that, you're doomed to cold showers!

QUOTE (drew365 @ Apr 14 2005, 06:18 PM)

QUOTE but it was only Mrs K With lines like that, you're doomed to cold showers!

Jeeze Matt, I know I am older than you....
but "only Mrs. K" ....that's low!
No Dodger tickets for you Mr!
And I won't give you my "976" number either!

Lisa

QUOTE (MattR @ Apr 14 2005, 06:08 PM)

Lisa has a sexy voice too.  She called me up one time and I didnt recognize the number.  I thought I had an admirer  :wub: , but it was only Mrs K  <_<  :lol2:  :lol2:  :chairfall:

BTW....I do have a daughter who is only 3 years younger than you! Check my blog....cause that is the
only place you'll ever see her!

Lisa

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 05:24 PM)

[/QUOTE] BTW....I do have a daughter who is only 3 years younger than you! Check my blog....cause that is the only place you'll ever see her! Lisa

Can she weld?

QUOTE (GWN7 @ Apr 14 2005, 06:34 PM)

[/QUOTE] Can she weld?

She can't but I can...gas and arch!

Lisa

Hey Mrs. K, your daughter inherited your good qualities... If she can weld and paint cars, introduce us!!!

I can't believe someone hijacked z's post.

And we're only getting half the story. Would you buy a used car from this guy?

QUOTE (Howard @ Apr 14 2005, 07:00 PM)

I can't believe someone hijacked z's post.

We didn't hijack "Z's" thread, I was just helping
him bug the ass hole in a 'creative' way

Lisa

Have Darth Vader call and wake him up at like 5:00am.

http://target.com/target_group/stores_serv...s/wake_up.jhtml

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 05:21 PM)

QUOTE (drew365 @ Apr 14 2005, 06:18 PM) QUOTE but it was only Mrs K With lines like that, you're doomed to cold showers! Jeeze Matt, I know I am older than you.... but "only Mrs. K" ....that's low! No Dodger tickets for you Mr! And I won't give you my "976" number either! Lisa

I can call you anything you want



Okay okay, enough is enough. Back to 914s, or whatever this club is about.

i thought this club was about wimen and boobies.....

SEE THE AVATAR WEENIE BOY

Keep the car and run it .Make it street legal you can drive it more than 10 times a year or u can trade it for my bike

Gimme the bike and some cash....Ducs make me sweat....

QUOTE (MattR @ Apr 14 2005, 07:47 PM)

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 05:21 PM) QUOTE (drew365 @ Apr 14 2005, 06:18 PM) QUOTE but it was only Mrs K With lines like that, you're doomed to cold showers! Jeeze Matt, I know I am older than you.... but "only Mrs. K" ....that's low! No Dodger tickets for you Mr! And I won't give you my "976" number either! Lisa I can call you anything you want Okay okay, enough is enough. Back to 914s, or whatever this club is about.

OK, cool! I have been called a "MILF"
by some of my daughter's guy friends!

Lisa

Holy Cow Zois!!! You are a serious "Boob" man!!!

I'd upload a picture of my boobs, but they're not big enough...I'll just settle for uploading a picture of my ass (see my avatar)...

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 08:11 PM)

QUOTE (MattR @ Apr 14 2005, 07:47 PM) QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 05:21 PM) QUOTE (drew365 @ Apr 14 2005, 06:18 PM) QUOTE but it was only Mrs K With lines like that, you're doomed to cold showers! Jeeze Matt, I know I am older than you.... but "only Mrs. K" ....that's low! No Dodger tickets for you Mr! And I won't give you my "976" number either! Lisa I can call you anything you want Okay okay, enough is enough. Back to 914s, or whatever this club is about. OK, cool! I have been called a "MILF" by some of my daughter's guy friends! Lisa

milf? arent you too young to be having kids???

Matt, with that kind of flattery....
you will go far....without the cold showers
as previously mentioned!

Lisa

oh geez, im spoken for. Im glad my significant other doesnt know about this website, or she would KILL me

QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Apr 14 2005, 08:18 PM)

Holy Cow Zois!!! You are a serious "Boob" man!!! I'd upload a picture of my boobs, but they're not big enough...I'll just settle for uploading a picture of my ass (see my avatar)...

You made me Lyressa!

And that goes for you too Mrs.K!

I'm an ass man

QUOTE (Special_K @ Apr 14 2005, 08:50 PM)

QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Apr 14 2005, 08:18 PM) Holy Cow Zois!!! You are a serious "Boob" man!!!   I'd upload a picture of my boobs, but they're not big enough...I'll just settle for uploading a picture of my ass (see my avatar)...  :idea: You made me Lyressa! And that goes for you too Mrs.K! I'm an ass man

LOL!! Well, a picture of my ass will have to do. Maybe if I get a boob job one of these days I'll take a picture of them and say they belong to someone else...

QUOTE (MattR @ Apr 14 2005, 09:45 PM)

oh geez, im spoken for.  Im glad my significant other doesnt know about this website, or she would KILL me

Ditto!

Lisa

QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Apr 14 2005, 08:56 PM)

QUOTE (Special_K @ Apr 14 2005, 08:50 PM) QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Apr 14 2005, 08:18 PM) Holy Cow Zois!!! You are a serious "Boob" man!!!   I'd upload a picture of my boobs, but they're not big enough...I'll just settle for uploading a picture of my ass (see my avatar)...  :idea: You made me Lyressa! And that goes for you too Mrs.K! I'm an ass man LOL!! Well, a picture of my ass will have to do. Maybe if I get a boob job one of these days I'll take a picture of them and say they belong to someone else...

Now.....how do I zoom out.

(better leave it at that or I'll get sent to the sandbox without supper )