Hey, at least Dutch food tastes like something (with or without mayonaise)
Haven't seen a decent american food product so far
The bread sucks...
The beer is like making love in a canoo...
Rootbeer???? I dunno what that is supposed to be, but it tastes like liquid bubble gum...
Cheese, well, it is that someone told me that that is what you call that, but you couldda fooled me...
Don't get me started on your god awfull taste for candy... your teeth don't even await the chance to rot, they just jump right outta your mouth
Salad is supposed to be a side dish... not an apetizer
Oh, and a salad is supposed to be more than just letuce and a weird dressing
Pan cakes... errrr... dunno why you call them pan cakes, but they've got nothing to do with it
And that maple sirup is just
Breakfast is not a Big Mac nor a sausage with baked potatoes...
If I order a softdrink, why do I get a 2 gallon bucket with 1 gallon of ice?
That brown water you call coffee? Does that really keep you awake?
(and who ever invented strawberry flavored coffee????)
Why do I get funny looks if I order coffee or a coke in a bar?
Man, don't get me started
cheers,
Jeroen