Okay... I lost a seal to my transmission. I called around and can't get one locally.

So, I got home and searched the apartment. I searched the porch where I was working. I searched the garbage can. It's gone. I just got home, so I'm still in uniform.

Ohhhhh... there's only one place it could be. So, I walked across the parking lot, and climbed into the dumpster. After rooting around in the dumpster for 20 minutes, going through stinky garbage, I find *my* white plastic garbage bag! (WTF... they all look the same!)

So, as I climb out of the dumpster (in uniform) with this bag of garbage, a car full of college girls slowly creeps by.

They actually stop and watch me tear the bag open, and start to go through the greasy contents. WOOHOO! I find the seal and proceed to do the Happy-Snoopy dance!

Good thing I have a toolwench - cause I'll never get a date in this town.

-Rusty

great man!! simply great... I truly appreciate it because I've done the same thing!!

Yep, I can actually picture that one!

You definitely DA MAN!!!!!

If it were a dumpster anywhere but behind a medical lab, I'd join you..




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QUOTE (tat2dphreak @ May 4 2005, 05:02 PM)

I truly appreciate it because I've done the same thing!!

I've just never been caught like that before.

What type of uniform makes a difference on how I picture this ..... nurse ,cop, bellman..

Dedicated or Obsessed? Get a grip man! It is ***ADDICTED***. Now try to breathe, slowly.

QUOTE (914fire @ May 4 2005, 07:59 PM)

What type of uniform makes a difference on how I picture this ..... nurse ,cop, bellman..

French maid.

The night I brought the 924 home the boys and I went out to the Olive Garden and took the plastic envelope full of the bill of sale, TOD and various other documents that came with the car into the restaurant to look over while dinner was being cooked. Dinner came and the envelope was put away. It wasn't till the next day that the envelope couldn't be found. A quick call to the resturant and nope no one turned in such a envelope. The manager told me that they emptied their bin every 3 days and it was due for pickup the next day.

That night after the restaurant closed with a 20' X 30' tarp and several flashlights I proceeded to empty 1/2 of the 8' X 8' X 8' tall bin, while emptying my stomach twice.

I haven't eaten there since and yes I did find the envelope.

A police car did stop on the street and look us over, but I guess they figured if there stealing garbage......

Only in Kansas a guy named Lawrence dressed in a french maids uniform digging through a dumpster to find a part for his purple Porsche LMAO

QUOTE (GWN7 @ May 4 2005, 06:01 PM)

The night I brought the 924 home the boys and I went out to the Olive Garden and took the plastic envelope full of the bill of sale, TOD and various other documents that came with the car into the restaurant to look over while dinner was being cooked. Dinner came and the envelope was put away. It wasn't till the next day that the envelope couldn't be found. A quick call to the resturant and nope no one turned in such a envelope. The manager told me that they emptied their bin every 3 days and it was due for pickup the next day. That night after the restaurant closed with a 20' X 30' tarp and several flashlights I proceeded to empty 1/2 of the 8' X 8' X 8' tall bin, while emptying my stomach twice. I haven't eaten there since and yes I did find the envelope. A police car did stop on the street and look us over, but I guess they figured if there stealing garbage......

Sorry! I couldn't help myself! Sorry!

I'll bet you wouldn't have told us the story if you didn't find the seal.