So there I am at the counter putting in my order. They just opened and I am the only guy in the store. As I pay the lady we hear the two "cooks" talking in back.
trying to type in the "axsent"
#1 loawrd I am sooo tieyerd toooday!
# 2 Whasamatta hun?
#1 My old mayn was jus pounding mes in da ass aalllll night lawn
At this point the lady at the counter went behind the wall and I did not hear any more. I got our food and left thinking I hope she washed her hands before she touched the chicken.