I am going to have a baby! They think it's a boy, but it's hard to tell if it might just be a small tail.


M

why does this remind me of the south park episode where the antichrist was inside kyle?>

congratulations, Miles! will this be your first?

His first words will be "baaaa baaaa"

congrats....where do I send the harness?

Congrats! A future 914 owner on his way...I know what you have been doing.

Miles, a etch-a-sketch can't be used for ultrasound no mater what you read on that other board........

Yes! I have been screwing myself!


M

"how to fertilize an egg with a turkey baster" - miles hendrix

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 08:48 PM)

I am going to have a baby! They think it's a boy, but it's hard to tell if it might just be a small tail. M

I think this is Miles's way of saying he is buying a 911.

Come on Miles, seriously....are you really gonna be a Daddy?
Has anyone notified "Social Services"??

Lisa

Be careful, you don't want to flush your floaty little offspring down the toilet

QUOTE (scruz914 @ May 12 2005, 09:09 PM)

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 08:48 PM) I am going to have a baby! They think it's a boy, but it's hard to tell if it might just be a small tail. M I think this is Miles's way of saying he is buying a 911.

sounds like constipation...

????

Congratulations! (I think... Is the world ready?)

Being a new dad, Danielle is only 6.5 months old now. Let me say congratulations!! and get plenty of rest now while you can.

I am not really having a baby, I just wanted attention, like the runaway bride idiot.

I feel so ashamed.

I am having an hysterectomy.


M

to make sure you don't have any more babies with little tails? I already made a baby blanket. Should I send it to you anyway??

Jen

Oh for God's sake Miles!
You don't get enough attention from your "goat"?

Lisa

I could always use the blanket for my hand puppet, Jen!

My goat lacks communication skillz.


M

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 09:51 PM)

I am not really having a baby, I just wanted attention, like the runaway bride idiot. I feel so ashamed. I am having an hysterectomy. M

You see, this is what happens when a person masturbates entirely too much!

I think that you should have to have a license to procreate anyway...you have to have a license to fish...goats don't count...

QUOTE (LuckieO @ May 12 2005, 11:49 PM)

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 09:51 PM) I am not really having a baby, I just wanted attention, like the runaway bride idiot. I feel so ashamed. I am having an hysterectomy. M You see, this is what happens when a person masturbates entirely too much! I think that you should have to have a license to procreate anyway...you have to have a license to fish...goats don't count...

i agree..... license to procreate....

keep the slits/zois/miles oout of the world.....




BTW. nice cheeks

Well at least now you don't have to try and figure out who was the mother.

I do not touch myself, I have a machine.


M

I got fixed many years agao.....three girls with my last name was enuff...

Miles, try it.....it turns your objects of desire into wild panting animals....oh wait...they already ARE wild panting animals....my bad.

and again... lol...

Anything is better than 'Prison escapees'.

Oh, notice how Rich Herzog knows how to steer clear of BS topics, so early in the AM..





M

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 09:57 PM)

I could always use the blanket for my hand puppet, Jen! My goat lacks communication skillz. M

I love BS it must be Friday.