Hey Bro,
Skline told me what happened. Is it bad.

Do you think you will ever walk again? God it must be terrible for you.

Does this mean you won't make it to the Coop for breakfast?

If you need anything (dresses,lube, clown suit, whatever).

Please call Scott or Matt.

I heard the accident was really bad. How was the guy on the skateboard? Do you think he will come out of his coma. I bet his family is kind of unhappy with you.

Hey man. It happens to the best of us. We all get preoccupied when we are driving a golf cart. Things just sometimes mysteriously happen. It's not your fault. (right)

Golf is a cruel master. And you got caught in it's trap. (or hole)

Anyway.. I hope you feel better and heal quickly. We all want to see you walk again...
Kind of.. At least partially. Whatever........

With some regard,
Twystd1

Scott just sent me the pictures... Oh MY GOD...

I had no idea man...

Twystd1

Aaron, I can give you a piggy back ride if you need. You were so kind to offer to carry me at the WCC, it's the least I can do to repay your generousity.

Jen

Yeah, and I could clog your email with porn spam.

Just say the word.


M

A-aron!!!!!!!!!!! What happened???
You know I am a health care Proffesional....need any private duty attention??

Lisa

Uh, so what exactly happened?

Aaron ran down an 89 year old woman on a skateboard.


M

QUOTE (jgiroux67 @ May 12 2005, 10:51 PM)

Uh, so what exactly happened?

I think it's pretty obvious

Jen

He flipped his flop......

QUOTE (SLITS @ May 12 2005, 09:52 PM)

He flipped his flop......

HEY HEY HEY!!! no need to see any flipped flops...now put your flop back in, right this instant!!!

I heard they may have to amputate

Sucks aaron. Get well soon!



On a lighter note, if he comes back with one foot, can an admin change his name to Bigfoot? or possibly stumpy?

Aaron dude what the crap happened?

I'll simply call him... Gimpy

Jen

QUOTE (Jenny @ May 12 2005, 11:53 PM)

I'll simply call him... Gimpy Jen

tri pod works

Dude, The pictures Skline sent me showed like 8 cop cars And the ambulance.

Is the kid that got hit going to make it?

The picture shows your ankle at a bad angle.. Kinda wants to make me puke. That has to hurt.

Ya know Slits can make an ankle brace out of carbon fibre for you. (I think..maybey)

I was stoked to see your mail.. that means they let you out. Did you see Brad while you were there? How is he?

Keep the faith and heel quickly. (bark)

Later old man..

Twystd1

You had better post that pic dude... If its real...

Oh and Aaron... if for some reason you acutally did hurt,

That sucks! Get better, Drink beer(or whatever you drink)...

dont feel sad, Im sure there are ways you can be more happy.

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 12 2005, 10:54 PM)

QUOTE (Jenny @ May 12 2005, 11:53 PM) I'll simply call him... Gimpy Jen tri pod works

And the admin steals my line!

this is the least gruesome

What is it?


M

And that is pretty freggin gross! Sorry man...I hope you heal quickly.

Lay on the sofa, drink beer, eat pizza, and take pain killers. Oh wait, you are not supposed to mix alcohol with pain killers. Talk to Mrs. K, she is a health care professional...

Here Aaron, you aren't alone.

M

That ankle is so broken...

Aaron.. Show em the picture of the retarded guy that taken out by the golf cart.

Never mind.. It is kind if sad. I shouldn't make fun of retards.

Hope you get better. Am going to sleep now.

I just mailed Scott to not put up those other pics... Too bloody. I don't think they are good if kids are reading this thread.... (nightmares and stuff)

i will pray for you and the tard...

Regards,

Twystd1

Dude - tell me it aint so....

Broke my anke in 3 places 4 years ago..... was not fun.

Hope you got some good meds.

Took me 2 months before I could put weight on it.

Hope yours is shorter.

M

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 13 2005, 12:11 AM)

this is the least gruesome

A-aron....WHAT DID THE X-RAY SHOW? I see they marked you distal pulse with a little "X" ....good sign...but what is your prognosis??

Lisa

DUDE WTF???? You okay or what?

Hope things go well for you aaron, I know how that feels and still feel the pain, 1979 crushed and broke my right ankle two surgerys later had a fused ankle no ball joint now, but can do anything i want. Still ride that dam motor cycle. I hope things go better for you.

See what happens when you wear shoes?

HOLY SHIT-BALLS!!! WTF happened!

Ankle injuries suck...

sorry to hear it... kick back with some movies, beer and vicodin... I'm with Miles... I'll send you all the porn my spam-blocker catches...

QUOTE (tat2dphreak @ May 13 2005, 06:50 AM)

HOLY SHIT-BALLS!!! WTF happened! Ankle injuries suck... sorry to hear it... kick back with some movies, beer and vicodin... I'm with Miles... I'll send you all the porn my spam-blocker catches...

Yeah, thats what he needs, a sprained wrist!!

Ankle injuries suck....sprained mine when I was 19 and thing STILL wakes up 20 minutes after I do....

Hope it works out....anyone hear from him?

Aaron! That sucks man! I hope you are okay.

Its just a flesh wound......

Dude....we want the gruesome ones!

Yeah..compound fractures ROCK...

Oh Dude. You messed up. You should have done the other ankle instead.
It is a lot easier to work the gas instead of the clutch with a bad leg.

okay a few years ago some people where looking in to clutch and hand controls for dave korijo. does any body know where the R and D is made we can perfect it for aaron. or at least rename this smiley to AAron

alright twystd1.
i think your joke has caused some generous concern....along with hilarious responses.
BTW- that pic is off google. see for yourself 'broken ankle'

saw this thread and figured id play along.


btw. Im fine. a little late night humor from the nefarious one....... (look it up)
thanks guys for your genuine concern.....sorry to alarm ya.


back to your regularly scheduled blogging

Dickhead...was gonna call and give my condolences...now I'll just call ya, sumthin' nasty....

ok, dickweed, you are still getting all of the spam-porn I can find... but for a different reason...

glad you aren't hurt...

yummy...goat porn

like i said...not my thread. i just played along with it.

BS fridays

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 13 2005, 10:40 AM)

saw this thread and figured id play along.

PLAY ALONG Mess with your friends Howd ya like a real broke ankle? I used to be a teamster ya know

AAaaaaa..... Hahahaha!! Gimpy!

Jen

That wasn't you Aaron... ?

OOhhhhhh.. It's the other Aaron... OOOpppsss.....

Oh well...

Now about that 5 bucks you owe me.................................................

Twytsd1

It is Friday the 13th isn't it..???

Twystd1

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 13 2005, 04:42 AM)

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 13 2005, 12:11 AM) this is the least gruesome A-aron....WHAT DID THE X-RAY SHOW? I see they marked you distal pulse with a little "X" ....good sign...but what is your prognosis?? Lisa

I thought someone had signed his cast BEFORE he had gotten it!

J

P.S. that hurts just to look at it ...

I got several PM's from people wanting to know what happened to Aaron? Without a clue I had to look on here before replying to them. Then I didnt want to screw it up for them so I sorta played along. Anyone who knows Aaron, also knows he never wears shoes in the summer and would have known that wasnt his foot.

Shoulda known....the foot is bigger than what that little weaseldick could support....he's a B A D boy along with twistedsister.....

change your name to Ferris