For your entertainment and newbie education, I offer some frequently used classified ad terms and their corresponding translations. Yes, I am guilty myself of using a couple of these over the years (who hasn't?). I'm sure the list will be expanded!
"Driver Quality" - A part I removed from my driver because it is worn out and unpresentable.
"Was running when parked" - All cars ran before they were parked, even those with catastrophic engine failure.
"Could use a re-spray" - A full blown, high cost paint job will be needed.
"Rust Free" - I am not charging extra for the rust.
"Tastefully Custom" - Yeah, if your taste is garish, loud, and pimpish.
"Best Offer" - Should read "Best I Will Accept". Your offer means nothing to me.
"O.E.M." - Other East Asian Manufacturer a.k.a. "Junk"
"Professionally Maintained" - A Car maintained by a doctor or lawyer by taking it to incompetent rip-off "Import Shops".
"Needs TLC" - A car that has been neglected for the past ten years and will require thousands of dollars to get back on the road.