I have thought about it for hours, and I have come to the conclusion that I am wildly cool.

Touch me.


M

Are you basing this judgement on the fact most women don't find you "hot"?

QUOTE (soloracer @ May 27 2005, 08:04 PM)

Are you basing this judgement on the fact most women don't find you "hot"?

Hahaha! Nicely done!

<--- 911 wave ™ Sammy

Yeah Miles, you are a legend in your own mind!

It might be possible, IN YOUR MIND.

Go ahead, bask in my grandeur, feel free, your jealousy doesn't make me angry, friends.




M

Those must be some good meds you are taking, dont give up on it, someone will believe you.

cool eh?

forget to pay the heating bill eh?

Admins, can we have this nailed, please?

Thanks, take a lil extra for yourself!


M

Whazzz the matter? Is the goat having her "time of the month"?

Damn Miles, we need to see an image of your in your full regalia, so that we may bow to the southeast on the rising of the narpotlet moon.

Don we will, out traveling robes, light a papermache likeness of your beloved teener. The "Great Journey" must be accomplished.

Please forward the correct cellestial co-ordinates and star-time so that we may be punctual for the beginning.

Hail Exhalted Grand Pooooo, we await!























Well, ya hafta humor a psychotic

Miles, "oh coolest one"....just curious if you have a "running" 914? Cause then you'd be kinda cool. Otherwise...why the f@#k do you start weird threads like this?

Lisa

QUOTE (SLITS @ May 27 2005, 10:10 PM)

Whazzz the matter? Is the goat having her "time of the month"? Damn Miles, we need to see an image of your in your full regalia, so that we may bow to the southeast on the rising of the narpotlet moon. Don we will, out traveling robes, light a papermache likeness of your beloved teener. The "Great Journey" must be accomplished. Please forward the correct cellestial co-ordinates and star-time so that we may be punctual for the beginning. Hail Exhalted Grand Pooooo, we await! Well, ya hafta humor a psychotic

Ron, you are hilarious!

Lisa

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 27 2005, 10:13 PM)

Miles, "oh coolest one"....just curious if you have a "running" 914? Cause then you'd be kinda cool. Otherwise...why the f@#k do you start weird threads like this? Lisa

"It's Friday night and I ain't got nobody,
I gots some money 'cause I just got paid,
Gawd I wish I had someone to talk to,
I'm in a psychotic fit"

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 27 2005, 10:13 PM)

Miles, "oh coolest one"....just curious if you have a "running" 914? Cause then you'd be kinda cool. Otherwise...why the f@#k do you start weird threads like this? Lisa

lol - ironic....907 posts from someone who doesnt have a teener


you kill me lisa

the ballad of slits:

there once was a man named slits
he was rumored to have large tits
he sits on his compy, picking his nose
while dreaming of miles, without any clothes

miles dreams back, oh ancient one
dreams of slits, giving him tongue
lisa stands by, watching anxiously
as ron wakes up next to mike Z

doth thith crap dare continue?
or will i fall asleep, oh what to do...

time to retire for the nighty
while miles and slits, plan to spite me

Hey...leave me outta this A-ron!

Lisa

This thread started out being about how I am very cool.. I can see now that you all have a real problem staying on topic.

I am going to Howard's SoCal board, where I am sure to get a little more respect, per capita.

Unless you apologize.. each of you, in email, PM, and send me a hand written version.


M

respect per capita

miles, hows the 37th street porsche club working out?

*satisfactory*

Aaron came from Corona, CA
Hitch-hiked his way across the 951

Plucked his eyebrows on the way
Shaved his leg and then he was a she
He says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey Dude, take a walk on the wild side

MattR came from out on the island
In the backroom he was everybody’s darling

But he never lost his head
Even when he was given head
He says, hey dude, take a walk on the wild side
Said, dude, take a walk on the wild side
And the teener owners go

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)

Little Aaron never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay

A hustle here and a hustle there
Pomona city is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey Aaron, take a walk on the wild side

Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin’ for soul food and a place to eat

Went to the apollo
You should have seen him go go go
They said, hey sugar, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
All right, huh

Miles is just speeding away
Thought he was Queen Mary for a day

Then I guess he had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash
He said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Aaron said, hey pooky, take a walk on the wild side
And the teener owners say

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)


Ok, I'm done

haha Mega!

Wait! I'm cool!

last dance with ronny jane-

he grew up in a trailer trash town,
had a good lookin goat, that never was around
he grew up short and he grew up wide
with them 4 tooth bubbas and rich kids in double wides....

doo doo doo dooooo doo....dooo doo dooo doooo doo


well i dont know, but ive been told.
he became a woman, when got old
too tired of rejection, too tired of goats
he calls up Z, for a ride on the love boat

last dance with ronny jane, Z's package gave him pain....

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 27 2005, 10:17 PM)

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 27 2005, 10:13 PM) Miles, "oh coolest one"....just curious if you have a "running" 914?  Cause then you'd be kinda cool.  Otherwise...why the f@#k do you start weird threads like this?  :screwy: Lisa  :blink: lol - ironic....907 posts from someone who doesnt have a teener you kill me lisa

Well A-aron...my birthday is right around the corner in case you were wondering "mmmm...what should I get Lisa for her birthday?"

Lisa

PS I'm trying to save my "914th" post for Tuesday...make it more
memorable

I am going to bed... if this thread isn't back on topic when I wake up, I am deleting it, and starting a NEW COOL THREAD!

Chill!

I'm cool.

Night!


M 'the Breeze'

hey! she stole my bday!


so what are we doing for our Bdays Lisa?

M,
You're right. you'er cool.

P

We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie?
Cool?
Correctamundo!

So who are you really Miles?
Hunny Bunny or Fonzie?

Well... I'm in. I think he's probably the coolest thing on the planet.

Miles is so cool that when I read this thread my fountain froze again.

Proof enough for me. That fountain is like a Virgin Mary sighting... SLITS, change in travel plans.

Uhoh! Fonzie! My archrival.

Now the fur is standing up on the back of my goats neck.. -phhht- -phhht-...

Chris, that fountain looks like a urinial, at a wedding where they all drive Ferraris.

Oh, and in continuing with my theme of slamming Star Wars FANATICS.. NICE R2! I din't know you could get them in red!


M

One way to confirm your claim would be to start a POLL.


Once it was established here then I am certain that at least a few of the guys here would let you stand up in their cars during a parade. You could wear a sash.

LMAO!




M

What was the subject again?

QUOTE ("Z" @ May 28 2005, 06:25 AM)

What was the subject again?

I think Miles got his air conditioner working...

Before anyone votes on whether Miles is cool or not they should have to pass a cool-factor test themselves.
-Ben M.

ps- My vote: Cool.

Alright! Back on track!

I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, the Academy, and the gay producers, that didn't *just* use me for cheap sex.


M