So a few days ago I inquire about the story behind the story of Well lo and behold today I'm listening to Glenn Beck and hear a story about a lunatic who crossed the Canadian border and a light bulb goes off It's Alfred!!! You gotta read the story it's freakin scary, Oh and check out the HUGE blood stain on his neck that was there when he was interviewed by border "security"


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/chain_saw_borde...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

This is why we need a wall on the Canadian border..



Damned undocumented murderers.


M

That is one SCARY lookin dude!! Look at those eyes.
Elliot

Hey Miles.......your avatar looks like his baby picture!

He's all grown up..


M

QUOTE (redshift @ Jun 8 2005, 04:24 PM)

He's all grown up.. M

Unfortunately!

I bet he blames it on a Marilyn Manson CD he listened to......

Could this be the marriage made in hea...hell?

Could someone with the knowhow put those two together? Me no gud withum cumpootur

...and his pet cat.

QUOTE (Special_K @ Jun 8 2005, 08:26 PM)

Unfortunately! I bet he blames it on a Marilyn Manson CD he listened to......

It's obvious that this is a case of Perry Como..

The wife, and the cat work... yikes..



M

OMG! You guys are too funny!

Get Shea to photoshop the "family"....he's really good!

Lisa

Scotty, now you did it....you will probably get a email from offering to fight you, but only if you sign a piece of paper saying you won't sue him when he beats you.

QUOTE

Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up.

Freak.

I'm just sorry he is going to a Canadian Jail. They have good jails up in Canada.

Despres hitchhiked to the border crossing.
Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood.


Who in their right mind would give a ride to someone carrying these things?

wow, that picture looks like someone he likes to harrass

QUOTE (balljoint @ Jun 8 2005, 05:34 PM)

QUOTE Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up.

unless, of course, you aren't a Republican....

QUOTE (jimtab @ Jun 8 2005, 07:08 PM)

QUOTE (balljoint @ Jun 8 2005, 05:34 PM) QUOTE Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up. unless, of course, you aren't a Republican....

get yo politics off this forum

QUOTE (markb @ Jun 8 2005, 05:53 PM)

Who in their right mind would give a ride to someone carrying these things?  :huh:

Who in their right mind would give a ride to someone looking like that...he looks like a chainsaw murderer if I ever saw one...

QUOTE (scotty b @ Jun 8 2005, 07:30 PM)

Could someone with the knowhow put those two together? Me no gud withum cumpootur

Ask and ye shal receive....

But it's a WHOLE lot scarier than even I thought it'd be...

Max Headroom?



M

QUOTE (redshift @ Jun 8 2005, 05:33 PM)

QUOTE (Special_K @ Jun 8 2005, 08:26 PM) Unfortunately! I bet he blames it on a Marilyn Manson CD he listened to...... It's obvious that this is a case of Perry Como.. The wife, and the cat work... yikes.. M

Papa loves MAMBO!!!
Swings like a gate with it, he loses wieght with it NOW
Papa loves MAMBO MOMBO PAPA!!!

You will all do my evil bidding! Or I shall unlease even more and maybe some Mel Torme!
Start with sanding down ugmo! And bring a muffler with you!

He had a 10" swastika tattoo on his back

he looks like the dude from 'The Misfits'...

I say let the pot smokers out of jail to make more room for the guys with bloody chainsaws hitchhiking around

another...

btw, I think he's innocent... he's being framed... like OJ... and the Benet-ramseys, and Michael Jackson, and R.Kelly... ok, maybe not R.Kelly, he was a dumbass who let tapes circulate... too bad Cochran isn't around to get this poor innocent victim out of trouble