Fell asleep with the TV on last night, and opened an eye about 2am and caught a commercial about a new product. Or maybe I was dreaming, but looked on the web and it's true. K-Y warming gel.
So some genius mixed K-Y with Ben-Gay to come up with this?

Hmm. Scene from the the lab...how much of each for the mix? Who tried the first few samples? Yeeks. Hey, for a gag, let's mix some with Preparation H.
Film @11.
Warm Reception

Great balls of fire that feels good!

There are massage oils like that...

Jeeze Howard...where have you been? That commercial has been on day time TV as well as prime time TV for at least 2-3 months!
Besides, it ain't that great...or so I've heard

Lisa

Lisa,
Maybe you can hot rod the mixture with "tiger Balm"
wasn't what I expected but nothing ever is

"Tiger Balm"!!!! OUCH!

Lisa

There's much better stuff out there than that.

I use ony sun warmed mayo.


M

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Jun 11 2005, 06:54 AM)

"Tiger Balm"!!!!  OUCH! Lisa  :shades:

I was thinking if Grand Marnier. Warm and tastes good too!

QUOTE (scruz914 @ Jun 11 2005, 10:43 PM)

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Jun 11 2005, 06:54 AM) "Tiger Balm"!!!!  OUCH! Lisa  :shades: I was thinking if Grand Marnier. Warm and tastes good too!

sounds like an Irish Spring commercial...

Chicks dig it.... trust me!

Increases blood flow = increases sensation for them (and in turn us)

This is a great technical miracle because it makes your lady happy = she lets you do whatever the hell you want with your car!

Or you could just stay single like me so you dont have to worry about them telling you what to do, and then have them look at you a bit weird when you pull a raincoat and the magic ky from within less than arms reach of the bed... they dont complain at that instant but later they subtly inquire as to how many others you've been with and why you keep such things so "handy" --- if they get the chance they count the rubbers in the box and really question. Dont give them that chance. O and the answer is always 3 girls. Always LOL

ok, i'm done.

As I always say, three girls is minimum.
One you just met.
One you have been with awhile.
One you are trying to get rid of.


Its a great way to be tired all the time!

QUOTE (Bleyseng @ Jun 12 2005, 04:55 AM)

As I always say, three girls is minimum. One you just met. One you have been with awhile. One you are trying to get rid of. Its a great way to be tired all the time!

Geoff that's just about the truth huh?

Hey
Like someone said...they are much better products.
In my prov. we are very Euroized, absolutly no taboo attached to sex shops.
You and the Mrs can take a walk around in one, ask questions, you will be glad you did.
No Shit.

Later
Joe

QUOTE (Bleyseng @ Jun 12 2005, 08:55 AM)

As I always say, three girls is minimum. One you just met. One you have been with awhile. One you are trying to get rid of. Its a great way to be tired all the time!

It makes a neat color when they all show up at the same time.. kind of like a purple spot, with black all around it... like most times when you get punched in the nose.


<-- one beats <-- other two claim they could do it better



M

QUOTE

There's much better stuff out there than that.

Up der in "a-Laska" they mix the warming gel with SPF 15 just so they can go outside in June

Where's my wild salmon??

QUOTE (Bleyseng @ Jun 12 2005, 05:55 AM)

As I always say, three girls is minimum. One you just met. One you have been with awhile. One you are trying to get rid of. Its a great way to be tired all the time!

I thought it was three cars minimum.

The one on jack stands.
The one you are driving.
The one you are trying to sell.

Tired, and broke, all of the time.

Although I do have three women in my life. A wife and two daughters. Tired and broke from them too.

-Jeff

3 cars... 3 girls...

You know my dad always says.. if it got teets or tires... yer gonna have trouble with it....