Join us on Sunday, June 22nd, 2005, 1st Annual Savannah Porsche 914 Owner's Seminar, outside the Southeastern Stages Metroplex. (the old greyhound station)

Come learn valuable, and unique information! Spend the day with living 914 Guru/Legend Miles Hendrix! Miles will be there to sign autographs, and answer questions on such topics as:

Where's the fuel tank?
How do I open the hood?
Where'd they put the engine?
Man, nice Fiat!
Bondo, Factory, or Fiction?
Oh noes! My windshield washer motor doesn't work!
Rekeying locks so no keys will work.
Bigfoot: Which color fuses go in the 3 slots closest to the passenger side?
Ford solenoids: At least my car starts.
How much is my car worth?
Extending seal life with common bathroom caulk
Volvo brakes: Don't put Swedish shit on your car, dood!
/6 conversions: If you can't afford a kitchen, YOU JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT!
CW roast
1001 JBWeld moments
DAPO: Rocket Scientist-or-Brain Surgeon?
I drive my 914 to work; can I write it off on my taxes?
Pistol: One man's battle with a soccer mom.
D.I.Y. interior made of raincoats....

....and the list goes on..

Tickets are $91.40 in advance, $914.00 at the door, come early for good seating, and bring lots of pocket change for the panhandlers!

SEE YOU THERE!

A Love my Sheep Production © 2005

Sorry I will not be able to make it to the seminar (I have an appoitment with my urologist.) Where do I send payment to get the video tapes and work book?

I'll be there....just booked a flight on Eastern and rented a Trabant at the airport...shoot me some directions to the Metroplex and a good place to pick up a bag of oats for your goat

What is the fee if I don't wanna come at all?

The track fees are really minimal... you guys should try to make it...


M

Will there be an autocross?

Paul

YES! Yes there will be an auto cross... as well as a manual cross, for those who prefer to carry their own..



More? We have Roebling to ourselves, I don't *think* they have an event that day..

Oh, Canadians get in at twice the exchange rate.


M

Will there be T-shirts? Or some other kinds of freebies? How will people at home know that I wasn't there?

What about Sponsors? Places to stay? Do you have all this on a website?

Do you take Pay Pal or do I have to send a Money Order? Isn't Steve Stromberg the event acountant? How does he like his new job?

I called this morning to check the bus schedules and ran into a problem. It seems that June 22nd is a Wednesday, not a Sunday. Bus tickets are more expensive without a Saturday night stayover. If the event is actually on Wednesday, I may not be able to afford it.

Will there be a swapmeet included?

I'm bringing my GF, ewe, and 3 teeners.

QUOTE (redshift @ Jun 19 2005, 03:48 AM)

Come learn valuable, and unique information! Spend the day with living 914 Guru/Legend Miles Hendrix! Miles will be there to sign autographs, and answer questions on such topics as:

Can you just send me a signed autograph, my friends goat is really depressed? You know filipinos consider them a delicacy...

More topics for the guru:

What the government puts in your water to make you too lazy to work on your car

Determining how many 914's must you buy until you have enough to build a complete one

eBay was originally created for 914 restoration not beanie baby sales

Will there be a sheep dip? Will goats and sheep be allowed to mix? Will there be parking for my blowup doll?

Is there parking in the rear?

I have a trailer.

Paul

What if you don't own a 914 but would like to someday when you have money to burn????
Can you still come to the seminar??
Are you offering CEU's for trained health care proffesional's? Is Shea's goat gonna be there too?
{CEU=continuing education units}

Hey "*" I recognize that "butt"

Lisa

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Jun 19 2005, 08:51 AM)

Hey "*" I recognize that "butt" Lisa

Lisa,

There's no conclusive evidence that's you...

QUOTE (Neo914 @ Jun 19 2005, 10:08 AM)

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Jun 19 2005, 08:51 AM) Hey "*" I recognize that "butt"  :D Lisa  :shades: Lisa, There's no conclusive evidence that's you...

Wow......this is a tough crowd!

Ok here ya go for ye of little belief!

Lisa

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!
I might as well close my office, and just get a more comfortable chair at the computer. Just when I am thinking that I'm making progress in my 914club addiction, in the span of 30 seconds I get :

QUOTE

Determining how many 914's must you buy until you have enough to build a complete one

and:

Nice photoshop job.....you can hardly see where the face was added to the body.............



Question about the event: If my 914 isn't running by then can I still attend if I bring my dogsled? And is there a goat free area to park the dogsled & team in.

Huskeys are known to eat goats and I wouldn't want anyone to loose a loved one.

If you don't have a paypal account can I pay in a more international currency? I have a suitcase full of Dinars to trade.

QUOTE (GWN7 @ Jun 19 2005, 01:18 PM)

Nice photoshop job.....you can hardly see where the face was added to the body.............  ;)  :D

Gee, thanks so much for the vote of confidence
That is me.....whole body and head not photoshopped

I work hard for this bod! You should see my feet...from dancing on pointe to achieve those legs and buns at my age!

Lisa

You missed the & the at the end of that post....

QUOTE (GWN7 @ Jun 19 2005, 02:17 PM)

You missed the & the at the end of that post....

OK, just checking........

Lisa

That's really her....

My gla....errrr...hands never decieve me...

QUOTE

from dancing on pointe

OUCH!!!!

I dated a girl who danced ballet, one day she tried to show my how to be "on pointe"

my toes still hurt!!

Lisa you look mahvelous

Gotta watch out for dancers.....

Almost got my scull crushed on multiple occassions...


My girlfriend calls me, "Nalgone". Same reason.

Lisa, keep up the great work. It's appreciated by all the bun lovers on the board. hehhehee

QUOTE ("*" @ Jun 19 2005, 01:35 PM)

That's her....my gla....errrr...hands never decieve me...

Lisa,

You expect us to believe "*" or a pic? Looks like an FBI Oswald job (but alot nicer subject). There's gotta be more evidence than that!

Something like:

QUOTE (Neo914 @ Jun 19 2005, 03:22 PM)

QUOTE ("*" @ Jun 19 2005, 01:35 PM) That's her....my gla....errrr...hands never decieve me... Lisa, You expect us to believe "*" or a pic? Looks like an FBI Oswald job (but alot nicer subject). There's gotta be more evidence than that! Something like:

Nice try, Felix! Sure there are more pics, but I'm not posting them here!

I'll wait for the "Girls of the 914club" calendar!

Lisa (sorry Miles )

nothing get past you...

No tshirts... no banners... no refunds! No track fees!

No ticky, no washy!

Also, that... Herporschedite.... will be on display, for closer inspection.