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ClayPerrine
Your government at work!


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Joe Bob
The goats "have been infected with a bio-agent. ... Then, the infected goats are at the show and you have people come and look at the goats and pet the goats and then they go home," Cline said, summarizing the day's scenario

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Yeah...they pet the goats....right......KY isn't THAT far from GA...
redshift
"Concerts don't change minds, giant missiles do... giant missiles.." -G. Beck

Hey Britt...



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SLITS
I am disappointed....I thought Redshift, aka Miles, would be a keynote speaker. Absolutely no mention of it/him/she whatsoever.

Is Britt an understudy?
redshift
I dunno, but he's close to the action...

Whatever happens in Kentucky, stays in Kentucky?


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Dr. Roger
Agricultural terrorism?

I suppose that's one way to terrorize.

Let's look at the rest of the worlds terrorists and how they work their magic, Shall we?

Car bombings, suicide bombings, and bombings just cuz they are pissed. Oh and the Riasin thing at public places. Who knows these days??? wacko.gif

Can't we all be friends? cool.gif I hear Miles has lots of friends there... =-)
redshift
I've never gotten as much as a cold from a..

nevermind..


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Dead Air
"We try to focus on what really matters to Kentucky,"

I'd be pissed... finger.gif
MikeP
Cline refused to divulge details of the scenario, except to say that the goats ultimately would spread the infection to the human and animal population.

aka : Look, you know how we get down in the South.
URY914
Proceedure for handling infected goats:

1. Slowly move away from the rear of the goat.
2. Wash your hands, face and penis with a strong soapy solution.
3. Close the gate behind you.
4. Go to the house and call your brother and tell him to follow step #2.
5. Find a non-infected goat.
scotty b
Virginia just approved a law yesterday making it illegal to play a porno in a moving automobile. I'm assuming that only applies to human porn?? sheeplove.gif Giggedy giggedy giggedy
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