I had to drive about 30 minutes out to pick up a box..

So, I am coming back, and a state patrol car BA-LASTS!!! by me at like 100, and all the traffic kinda picked up, and some people followed him outright...

So, I picked up the pace a *tad*, honestly moving with the flow of traffic, between 80-85. We all change lanes to avoid a slow truck, I noticed another cop about a 1/4 mile back, and I changed back to the right lane, and let up a *little*... like 75. (in a 65) All the other cars pull away... the cop tucks in behind me, and...

WOOOOOOO! Lights!!! Pretty!

So, he walks up, and said, "You in a hurry?"... I made a real excited face and said, "I'm pregnant! My water broke!"

Warning.


M

is it a goatboy or goatgirl?

I could have made it alot more funny, if I had a glass of water to throw on him, when I said my water broke.


M

jesu Britt... it was a ruse man, there is no child!


M

oh.


i was focused on the blue and red lights.

heh me too... makes me dizzy... I almost had a fit..

i think i would have peed my pants.....just for the effect.


it is NOT a good idea to beat the cop with his night-stick

QUOTE (redshift @ Jul 5 2005, 12:44 PM)

jesu Britt... it was a ruse man, there is no child! M

I'm confused, first you said you were having a baby, now you say that it was a man from Russia, there was no child, ? Oh I get it, Georgia is part of Russia isn't it?


Andrew

QUOTE (redshift @ Jul 5 2005, 12:38 PM)

So, he walks up, and said, "You in a hurry?"... I made a real excited face and said, "I'm pregnant! My water broke!" Warning.

Ya just gotta keep messin with the MAN, eh?

He has no sense of humor.....I woulda wrapped a towel around my head and told him "Yes, I'm in a big hurry.....the timer on the Diesel Fuel and Fertilizer is set to go off in 3 minutes".

OMFG....thats good.

did YOU tell him you were in the lead?!

QUOTE (tat2dphreak @ Jul 5 2005, 02:12 PM)

did YOU tell him you were in the lead?!

Now, that's not funny

You guys missed the most important part.
What kind of "Box", Miles?

Teener parts!




M

i'm still confused about the kids part.....













who has custody?