Suicidal sheep!

Hmmmm . You think those sheep found out about Mile's impending trip to Turkey?


Andrew



Hi Miles!

Must be a sheep-lemming hybrid.

taste like chicken.

Keep a look out for some big sales on lamb meat in the near future.

Andrew

I apologize for making jokes about the baaaaaaaad news.



Andrew

...quote from the article...
"There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted,"

maybe Miles had already been there?

Lisa

Gonna be a Hella Barbee Que....

Sad for those people....



-GET IT WHILE IT'S WARM -

*DING!* *DING!* *DING!*

I'm with Lisa on this, they picked the wrong field to graze in.... I can fly...I can fly!

Yep, Kev....and it was in Turkey...the hashish capital of the world...so I hear

Lisa

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Jul 8 2005, 10:16 AM)

...quote from the article... "There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted," maybe Miles had already been there? Lisa

Nope they heard his zipper and took off at a run.....


Sheep are stupid, but they have good hearing.

Sheep: "We can fly, we can fly."

Shish kebab for everyone!

QUOTE (zymurgist @ Jul 8 2005, 03:47 PM)

Shish kebab for everyone!

Scuese me sir but I think that is


Sheep-Kabob

Call it what you will, but don't call me late for dinner...

"Oh, the ewemanity!"
Ewethanasia?

Sorry..

Sheee......p

Somebody stop Howard before he puns again.....

Ken

I agree....his puns ain't phunny...

Yeah,

For those puns he should drive a Ewe-go.........

Ken

Wasn't it Borgart who said, "Here's lookin' at ewe, kid." ?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miles: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead sheep storage"?
Jules: Miles...
Miles: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead sheep storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Miles: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Miles: 'Cause storin' dead sheep ain't my fuckin' business!



M

Lambasted again!

EWWwwwwwwwwwwwww, Howie....please quit....ewe are killing us.....lamb....basted...the smell.....oh god the smell......

If you want to see lambblasted, I'll show you lambblasted!



M

Don't be sheepish, show me what ya got
This is a truly lamentable situation.

QUOTE (redshift @ Jul 9 2005, 03:09 PM)

If you want to see lambblasted, I'll show you lambblasted! M

Got sauce????



God I hope this kills this thread.....

Kills it nothing. That'll just get it going even HARDER!!!!

Two all sheep patties, special sauce, Miles on his knees, all on a sesame seed bun

But seriously folks, these people need help. Let's hold a Fund Raiser at the Ram ada Inn.

holy shit howard STOP THAT!


lmao.. someone drive to Howard's, and cut the cord!


M

QUOTE (Howard @ Jul 9 2005, 03:22 PM)

But seriously folks, these people need help. Let's hold a Fund Raiser at the Ram ada Inn.

J.R. Ewe-ing will be matching all donations.

Hadn't really dawned on me until now, but I hope my avatar isn't getting Miles horned up.

hah... yeah, supermodel, or Phyllis Diller, whatever...



M

Miles has three sheep and one old Ram. As the three sheep are not conceiving Miles calls in the vet.

Well, you have three options says the vet,a new ram or artificial insemination. "Sounds too costly" said the farmer, "but you said three options?"

"Yes," said the vet, "do it yourself."

Miles was aghast

"How will I know if it works?"

"Well," said the vet "if they roll around in the mud the morning after you have made love to them then they are not pregnant, however if they roll around in the hay, they are pregnant."

So, the next day the farmer takes the three sheep in his land rover and does the business.

Next morning he calls to his wife "What are the sheep doing love?"

"They are rolling in the mud Miles."

So with a heavy heart he takes the three sheep in his 914 and once again does the business.

Next moring "What are the sheep doing love"

Suspiciuosly she says "They are rolling in the mud jack."

By now exhausted he puts the sheep in to the 914 and does the business.
Next morning "What are the sheep doing love?"

"Well this is very strange," she answers. "Two of them are in the 914 and the other one is honking the horn!!"

QUOTE (redshift @ Jul 9 2005, 03:33 PM)

hah... yeah, supermodel, or Phyllis Diller, whatever... M

How in the hell do you find that stuff Miles? (the horse page)

Miles you can tell when your spending too much time with the sheep when.....



You open a bale of alfalfa, and you begin to drool.

You look forward to a taste of grain when you feed.

You start walking around obstacles instead of putting them away.

You don't fall asleep counting sheep, you stay awake counting the pasture gates that you may not have closed.


You have forgotten that humans speak words and don't "Baaaa".

When you can't smell the rams.

Your pickup smells so bad that even the dog won't ride with you!

Oddly, an otter told me about the horse thing..

I am like frikken Doctor Dolittle.


M

QUOTE (redshift @ Jul 9 2005, 03:50 PM)

Oddly, an otter told me about the horse thing.. I am like frikken Doctor Dolittle. M

Does that otter happen to have a jug band??

You have to watch out for those Otters....they are Dangerous .................

Yeah, I guess I otter be more carefull next time I have a frog in my pocket.

Ewe guys are terrible.......


Somebunny needs to stop me before I pun again.....

Ken