I found this on another forum. It's a C-GT that ended up in a ditch at a I-95 off ramp in South Florida. I know it looks fake but there are other photos with this one so I think it is real.

OK, chime in. A 914Club membership is yours if you win.

Good luck!!!

"owners manual"

-under the heading "jacking up the car"
- what to do if "jack is lost or stolen"

Josh

They quoted me $500,000 for a bridge, so I found a way to do it for $440,000!

Miles, where are you?
Why haven't you posted?

all money, no skills. this is how most supercars end up. HP driving school should be a pre-purchase requirement

For Sale; 2005 Porsche Tractor, fast but won't cut grass worth a damn. Will trade for John Deere.

There...now we can change the oil!

"500 grand and I don't get 4 wheel drive?"

well ... at least we know the longs are solid

Damn I hate it when I try to park after having to many rum runners.

Oops. Thought I was driving the Cayenne.

How about "Hold my BEER and watch this"

Alternative to the Dave's Big Butt Test.....

You SAID turn right here!

i shouldnt have turned off traction control.....

CGT parts car spotted off I95

Carrera GT: The Bridge Building Porsche


I know you are all wondering if thses things suck, as bad as it appears.. for every picture I see of a shiny, brand new, undriven one, I see two pictures of undriveable suspension donors..




M

The dealer told me this car had PASM!

His mother in law drives an impalla.

"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen."

Yep, 58 payments to go.

QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 08:55 PM)

"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen."

QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 11:55 PM)

"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen."

hahahahahaha

QUOTE (redshift @ Jul 31 2005, 09:09 PM)

QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 11:55 PM) "Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen." hahahahahaha

i think we got a winner!

Andy

Here's a few:
Palm Won
Mickey Mouse Grand Prix
Ditch Witch
Instructions say "Turn right, first opportunity"

The new Michael Bay TV reality show "Do you want to be a Valet Parking Dude?"

The real question is...... will that show up on a Carfax???? I'm guessing anyone rich enough to afford one can also afford the luxery of selling it so they don't have to be reminded of doing something so stupid.

Oh, and I've got to agree with Andy for the winner:

"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen."

will those brakes fit on my 914?

QUOTE

"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen."

how to perform a "big butt test" on a carbon fibre chassis...

For Sale .....
Nice lawn ornament, cheap best offer...

Safer Jack Stands

OOh!! Hot Coffee! Hot Coffee!

QUOTE (SirAndy @ Jul 31 2005, 11:21 PM)

QUOTE (redshift @ Jul 31 2005, 09:09 PM) QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 11:55 PM) "Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen." hahahahahaha i think we got a winner! Andy

that is the best!

Just so happens I was at the Porsche Dealer this weekend. in the show room was a GT. Sweet! The sales guy and I were talking about all the wrecked GT's around the country which happens to be ALOT.
Give a rich dip shit a world class super car and what do you expect.
Those things are way to fast for nearly 99.9 % of the population.
The doors on the on the one in the showroom were locked and he wasn't going to open it either.

I was sure the secret entrance to the Bat Cave was just to the right of that palm tree...... or was it to the left?

"that's the last time I try and hang with a 914 on a onramp"

Ferg

QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 07:55 PM)

"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen."

Andrew

Hun, the dealer told me this car flies!

"I said LEFT you idiot" or

"Umm Mr. Gates, you didn't ask for towing insurance..." or

"Little Richie Rich proved once again today that drivers training should be done in Chevettes. After narrowly missing the Millers cat he spun 74 times and ended up in the ditch just off County Road 42. His father Senator Rich introduced an emergency bill to outlaw cats. And thats your six o-clock news...

Last time I did this to a car the snow was on the ground, but since I won the lottery,

the car is prettier and the snow is up my nose...

Um, is this covered under the warranty?

Um, Mr. Johnson, the valet has had a small problem parking your car.

Dear dad,
I am writing you to tell you I have run away and joined the foreign legion. I know this is is comming as a surprise to you but I feel it is for the best.
Your Son
P.S. I left your new car at....

Fritz, having a flashback to his days in the army, test his new panzer's off road abiities...

Beers and happy Monday....

The governement relalized that it was cheaper to buy the "porsche gt tempoary bridge" then to use the normal supplier.

Having failed at Indy, Porsche redesigns the plow.

"Well I walk on fire already so I thought..."

Thanks you for using OnStar, how can we help you today?
Uhhh...
Sir, are you ok?
Uhh.. mm yeah.. uhh.. I wrecked..
Sir, is everyone ok.
Yeah, I wrecked 2 houses.
Sir?
My car. It's worth 2 houses, and I just wrecked it.
It's worth two houses? HUD houses?
No, like medium expensive tract houses, in like Iowa.
Whoa, Sir! What happened?
I dunno, I guess the on-board navigation thought the turn was a little tighter..
Hmm.. ok, well what can I do for you today?
Hmm.... I just saw people taking pictures of my accident. I need these people eleminated, and I need the evidence destroyed.
Sir, are you asking me to take part in a conspiracy to cover up your poor judgement?
... hmm... yes.

Seeking its elusive fourth product line, Porsche follows Honda into lawnmowers.

Miles is now looking for new employment after losing his valet parking job.

QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 08:55 PM)

"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen."

Winner!

"I'm getting different tires on the next one!"

HI Dad..How is the vacation going?
Yes I' doing my homework...and I watered the plants.
How's the car.....What...? I can't hear you..... Dam Cell phones
My Love to mom see you in a few days.
Bye