Been driving my 914 around the country. Some saw it as an old Fiat, but hardly anyone really knew what the car is. Of course American dealers had an answer. Put a badge on the hood cause the only part that says Porsche is invisible on the engine lid. Then others rebelled saying they would spit on the cookies and go home. Rightly so. My tentative solution comes from Walmart. You can buy large numbers of these and plaster them onto the car.
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This will quiet the lack of due respect. Or maybe not. Door, trunk, other door, other trunk.