I'm on my way home and a new Mustang pulls along side of me on the highway....

young kid driving it with a guy with a white shirt & tie on (salesman) in the pasenger seat

I let them pull ahead...see the dealer plate...

I pull back along side I say to the salesmen....."is that new?

he rolls down the window and says "yes'

I ask if it's fast?

he says something to the kid and they start to pull away...

I step on it and zoom past......

then slow down for them to catch up....

they go again...this time from 50mph....

I step on it again.....zoom past

I slow down and say to the saleman..."I thought you said it was fast?"

and then your bumper fell off...




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that was later.....

I used to half-live at this strip club, and I played a benefit for them once, had a half-naked car wash thing.. so I was a lil tipsy, and showing off, and when I left, instead of the cool wheel spinning thing...

I lost some CV bolts..



Ooops...


M

another red faced mustang driver getting owned by a V-8 914 story. fun stuff huh? they think there's been some mistake and come back for the second go round. when it happened to me the guy wouldn't even look at me when i LET him catch up.

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