I wanted to announce our yearly sale, every year on April 1st we sell everything in the yard by the pound. Please inquire. I want the lot cleared today!

April Fool's Day ain't it?

Is it more or less per pound than what the grocery store charges for chicken?

I was there about 2PM + you weren't there

So, you're only taking British pounds sterling?

A bit weird for a business in New York!

How much does the dog weigh now?

Just took an old steel door for scrap today .04 cents a pound I’m now 5.00 dollars richer