Today in southern California, three VW-philes joined together to form a new racing team. Based in Huntington Beach, the team members include: racing for the Ladies, Lighting Linda Lopez (/L.), Chop Chop Thomas (one914racer) will be going out after the big boys and Joe Sharp will be handling the duties of logistics and support.
Linda was heard to say "This is a wonderful opportunity for me to listen to my Rock while Cone Crusing"
Thomas's only reply was "HOLEY CRAPPER" !!
Joe was quoted to say, "It is with great pleasure that I have the privilege to announce the formation of the new racing team of "Team NARP Racing". With the acquisition of the new trailer (Moncha) we have the abillity to provide to our racers, all the comfort and facilities of any team out there."

do you need a chef?

Oooh where do I sign up??

Sehr gut. Ich bin sehr schnell, weil ich deutsch bin

Muy bueno. Estoy muy rápidamente porque soy español. Puedo outrun a los protectores de la frontera.

I'm really fast because....uhhhhh ....cough, cough....Uhhhh, I'm really fast because ....cough, cough.....Uhhhhh, I'm really....uhhhhh......far out.....uhhhhh ....cough, cough, I'm really......uhhhhh, aw fuck it.

I am available as a driver when you all realize that it is not the car that wins the race

QUOTE (skline @ Aug 25 2005, 09:01 PM)

I am available as a driver when you all realize that it is not the car that wins the race

Who are your sponsors? Cazadores and Zig-Zag?

my car must be too ugly

Zig Zag and cazadores

QUOTE (SLITS @ Aug 25 2005, 09:06 PM)

QUOTE (skline @ Aug 25 2005, 09:01 PM) I am available as a driver when you all realize that it is not the car that wins the race

I can beat you everytime!!

QUOTE (skline @ Aug 25 2005, 09:49 PM)

QUOTE (SLITS @ Aug 25 2005, 09:06 PM) QUOTE (skline @ Aug 25 2005, 09:01 PM) I am available as a driver when you all realize that it is not the car that wins the race I can beat you everytime!!

get a capable car first..... :duckingforcover:

oh... so you are benchracing??? LOL

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Aug 25 2005, 09:51 PM)

QUOTE (skline @ Aug 25 2005, 09:49 PM) QUOTE (SLITS @ Aug 25 2005, 09:06 PM) QUOTE (skline @ Aug 25 2005, 09:01 PM) I am available as a driver when you all realize that it is not the car that wins the race I can beat you everytime!! get a capable car first..... :duckingforcover: oh... so you are benchracing??? LOL

dont make me bring up the NASCAR thing scott

It aint that tough to drive around in a big oval, we dont race on ovals, let's get out on a big track, I will show you how to do it. Dont be a dick, I can beat you too!

QUOTE (skline @ Aug 25 2005, 09:55 PM)

It aint that tough to drive around in a big oval, we dont race on ovals, let's get out on a big track, I will show you how to do it. Dont be a dick, I can beat you too!

just pokin fun...calm down killer

bring the chalon to the AX.....even if you dont run it...sure to get some compliments on it

QUOTE (skline @ Aug 25 2005, 09:55 PM)

It aint that tough to drive around in a big oval, we dont race on ovals, let's get out on a big track, I will show you how to do it. Dont be a dick, I can beat you too!  :lol:

Yep.....ya whipped me in Mexico...NOT

Yep....ya whipped me in the AX....NOT

Yep....ya whipped me at the WCC05...NOT

Now ditch your whip and get a car......

And BTW A-aron...Scott should drive ovals...it's the only course he can find his way around.

QUOTE (SLITS @ Aug 25 2005, 10:24 PM)

QUOTE (skline @ Aug 25 2005, 09:55 PM) It aint that tough to drive around in a big oval, we dont race on ovals, let's get out on a big track, I will show you how to do it. Dont be a dick, I can beat you too!  :lol: Yep.....ya whipped me in Mexico...NOT Yep....ya whipped me in the AX....NOT Yep....ya whipped me at the WCC05...NOT Now ditch your whip and get a car......

And you have proof of this old man? I got proof of my defeat against you in even cars OLD MAN. It's in writing where the whole world can see. What do you have Mr. Spin?

Ahhh...I'll give you that one time....the Mazda Rev It Up

Here's your trophy

Mr Spin has a video, courtesy of the car-less race winner.

It's so nice to be part of a team.

Dissention in the ranks already.

Should be an interesting season.

QUOTE (markb @ Aug 25 2005, 10:54 PM)

Dissention in the ranks already. Should be an interesting season.

It's a team effort........

so - lets settle it scott/ron

anyone up for a wager???? (yes - you must drive your OWN 914)

shut up and drive ladies

Well, Mr. Budding Engineer with all your "go fast mods"....let's get with it....your modified teener, Scott's modified teener against my lowly stock 2L........pink slips at the finish? I'll donate both of them to the Monster Garage 914 project

To whom it may concern,

RE: NARP Racing

Attention: Joe and Team mates

It has come to my attention that your team needs a spiritual leader and all around Oracle. (I.E. Psychiatrist )

Allow me to list my Qualifications....

1) I am not good at anything in particular.
2) I don't know dick about Teeners.
3) I am gone on bussiness most of the year.
4) I actually like Scott. (nobodys perfect)
5) I am better looking than Aaron.
6) I flunked high school and college.
7) Was booted out of law school.
8) I don't smoke Mota or drink, yet I can roll em with the best of em.
9) I know all the team members. And don't like any of them.
10) I have more tools than you can imagine. And I don't know how to use any of them. Yet they look pretty in my roll away.
11) Charley Manson is my hero.
12) I have ZERO temper issues with my self. Just others.
13) I have more guns than God.

I believe that working with others that have my same backround and expertise will enable me to grow as an all around Oracle and loser.

I am under the delusion that the above qualifications put me squarely in the running for possible further employment with your team.

As the great "Slits" once told me. "Birds of a feather fuck together"
Sage words from a great man.

Therefore we could fuck together like birds. Makes sense to me.......

Please let me know what else you may need for qualifications.

Sincerely mine,
Clayton Clark Esq. Oracle

I want to join the "Racing for the Ladies who will Kick Your Ass" Team.

QUOTE (Joe Sharp @ Aug 25 2005, 09:38 PM)

It's so nice to be part of a team.

Joe,

Have Z do some graphics in the side of that monster!

Dan

There's a lot a fast talkers here that never seem to make it to the track. C'mon out, we'll slap transponders on your cars and settle the issue

September 10: Streets of Willow - Driving Clinic
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Another POC event there in November in case it's too hot for you wussies.

Howard
CinC NARP Racing Pacific Fleet

QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Aug 26 2005, 09:53 AM)

To whom it may concern, RE: NARP Racing Attention: Joe and Team mates It has come to my attention that your team needs a spiritual leader and all around Oracle. (I.E. Psychiatrist ) Allow me to list my Qualifications.... 1) I am not good at anything in particular. 2) I don't know dick about Teeners. 3) I am gone on bussiness most of the year. 4) I actually like Scott. (nobodys perfect) 5) I am better looking than Aaron. 6) I flunked high school and college. 7) Was booted out of law school. 8) I don't smoke Mota or drink, yet I can roll em with the best of em. 9) I know all the team members. And don't like any of them. 10) I have more tools than you can imagine. And I don't know how to use any of them. Yet they look pretty in my roll away. 11) Charley Manson is my hero. 12) I have ZERO temper issues with my self. Just others. 13) I have more guns than God. I believe that working with others that have my same backround and expertise will enable me to grow as an all around Oracle and loser. I am under the delusion that the above qualifications put me squarely in the running for possible further employment with your team. As the great "Slits" once told me. "Birds of a feather fuck together" Sage words from a great man. Therefore we could fuck together like birds. Makes sense to me....... Please let me know what else you may need for qualifications. Sincerely mine, Clayton Clark Esq. Oracle

I met with Clayton this morning. He had just finished calling Dr. Laura. I think he's really nervous about getting this NARP spiritual advisor gig, Joe. You better give it to him. Otherwise, he's gonna end up on Jerry Springer or Dr. Phil some day soon.

All Hail Clatonina the First, Obtuse Obese Purveyour of the Inane. Jack(Off)of all things; Masterbaiter of Nothing. Seemore and A-aron are at ready to give you their sacrifical wieners.

You have my vote................

****URGENT MESSAGE****From Commander URR Der Weisze Bandita to CinC NARP PACIFIC FLEET........Transponder will add weight and destroy my HP advantage. STOP My insurance specifically forbids coverage when racing against incomplete or plastic 914s 2nd STOP END

You know, every team needs a guy who can fuck stuff up.

I think Im that guy
oil leaks anyone?

I second the Matt fucks stuff up....

Been there...

Fixed that........




Twystd1

what a lovely dysfunctional family we make