QUOTE
Mika Särkelä/automotive/Berner Oy/fi ei ole paikalla. Olen poissa toimistosta alkaen 25.07.2003 ja palaan vasta 18.08.2003. Vastaan sanomaan palattuani.
My Finnish is a little rough, but here goes...
Kind Sir:
For your benefit we have made available several 18-year old virgins for your sexual desire. They will be available to satisfy you from July 25, 2003 until August 18,2003.
Porsche owners are not eligible.
Or something like that...