last week i was filling up the car. come out and there was a pretty 20 to ? looking at the car. "it's so cute. where's the motor? 2 trunks?...". she goes on to tell me her EX boyfriend drove a honda "that looked just like the rest of them. and i hated the way it sounded". chit chat, blah blah. then,INSERT SOUND OF BRAKES LOCKED UP. "do you think i could go for a ride in it? show video of CAR GOING OFF CURVE BACKWARDS. "i'm sorry i don't think that would be appropriate". i was so... but she made a balding, grey hair's day. didn't think this jaded old fart could still blush.
kevin
"filling up on a daily basis"