my wife says I can get the raby /mcmark 2056 kit but I have to wait til after the refund from uncle sam and zI sell my motorcycle-- I really want to put my order in now but I also would like to stay married

so anyone know how to make a quick $4K ?

or want to but a new motor cycle

here you go

Loans for your 914

of course you might want to get a PO Box for the payment statements so that the wife does not find out

Got any cool stuff? Sell it on ebay.

If you e-file your taxes & get direct deposit, you ought to have your refund in a couple of weeks. Ebay the bike. You could be done in 2 weeks if you really got on it.

Got any skills ????
Dry wall, Tile, Roofing, painting, basically any remodeling. Come on down here there is more work than you can shake a stick at. If you don't get greedy you can make good money and work all you want.

You a lucky man!

hmm stuff ..


I got the bike --2004 yamaha FZ1 w/ 2000 miles -but has a note on it




an ibanez 4 string new
an swr combo amp practicly new
a nice pool cue
a real nice arai helmet m/c
nice road race boots m/c
a hellraiser limited edition litho ( signed and numbered)
a nice old violin from 1928 - been tring to sell for ever!

crap I think that's it --and unless that violin sells I don't think i'll be placing that order soon ....

skills -- I got some but no time available off my full time gig to make a trip --plus I think ditching the wife and kids for a couple of weeks to go to another stae to fund my engine would put my in a "poor " place with my wife that has already agreed to the upgrade

all good ideas it got me scheming .. keep firing off ideas if you got'em all ideas are welcome...

$7K is the target boys

You could always sell your body.

weed lol just kidding...

I don't th body selling would work - oh yea my wife just passed by she agrees


weed ...hmmm I do know some people in texas that can get some mexican ....oh never mind

You could always sell your 914

oh that's just not right!

I'll buy some weed from you, if it will help you out.


M

Sorry Miles that won't work

You in the thong would make me look straight down the course and say "I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna look over and over. I'd concentrate on the course more than ever.

By the way it's good to have you back.

Dave

OOps wrong thread. The image has me all messed up

SEE! I GUARANTEED!!! I DELIVER!




M

Geez

I gotta get the picture outta my head. I think I'll go change my speedo cable.

Dave

Did you say SPEEDO?






M

simple. create a phantom parts company. offer everything under the sun for a t-4, even tho you really don't have any inventory. assembled engines and kits, offer/presell nonexistant dune buggies that will out run a viper, offer knockoffs of someone else's fan shrouding. now here's where the $4k comes in...the engines have to be pos', just basic junk will do, or just keep the money and don't send any thing.

there you go. the only down side is your friends and associates will no longer want to know you, but you'll have a real nice little engine.

k

Great idea Kevin!

Just make sure you don't believe your own bullshit, and accidently purchase a motor from yourself.



M

ooo .. in that casee het I got an NOS dash pad still in the box !! reallll cheap! only 200.00 ........ who wants one!!!

I guess I am heading off to ebay and see what happens...

Kev arent uou ready to move on ? The bile must be building up

yes i have rich . it was just an attemp at a humerous suggestion. relax.

k

"Anyone need a Kidney?"

Put the kids to work w/ a lemonade stand (they work really well in january )

Smuggle illegal canadians across the border

BJH