Iv's been raising hell over there and then stumbled onto something more humorous that the 2006 solo rules.
You know you're a racer when:
- The first thing that come to your mind when you hear "wings" is something to PREVENT flight.
- You are happiest when your street car's tires are worn to where the depth wear bars are showing.
- When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved.
- When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food you think 'lost time in a corner'.
- You sometimes hear little noises from your passengers when you get on the throttle right after turning in.
- You thoroughly enjoy pulling away from the tailgater behind you on highway off-ramps.
- You walk proper lines through the grocery store or office.
- You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of race tires that could have been purchased.
- You have car parts in your cubicle at work.
- You have a separate part of your drawer for 'garage clothes'.
- You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped breaker bar every other month or so.
- You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay on the line, causing your exit speed to drop.
- You always late apex the ramp and try to pass a few cars coming out.
- Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn.
- You can't stand understeer.
- You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 400 miles to a race.
- You hate driving the 7 miles to work but you will gladly drive 400 miles to a race.
- You think that traction control and ABS are for those who can't drive.
- You save broken car parts as "mementos".
- Highway forays often include just brushing the curbs as you apex the on-ramps perfectly....
- You enjoy driving through snowy, empty parking lots and using the emergency brake to kick the back end out.
- You consider the redline a "conservative suggestion" and the rev limiter "a fun limiter"
- You have racing shops programmed on your cell phone.
- You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute, including your alternate routes, and practice hitting them every day.
- You've slalomed the cones in a construction zone.