Miles,
You sound like your having a tough day man. How 'bout a joke to cheer U up?
There was a man and a woman and they had a baby. But this wasn't a regular baby, it was just the head.
The man and woman loved the baby and fed and tended to it just as if it was a regular baby.
One day, on the heads 21 birthday, the father took his son/head into a bar for his first beer.
His son drank his first beer and suddenly out popped a body. He had another beer and an arm popped out. A third beer was consumed and another arm popped out. This continued until the mans son had a complete human body.
The father and sone were very happy but the son had comsumed many beers and was feeling quite anebriated and needed to get some fresh air.
He stumbled outside and then in to the street where he was promptly hit by a car and killed.
Everyone rushed outside to see what had happened and the bartender said........................
He shoud have quit while he was a head.
Telling that story is making me thirsty.
$1,800 though. 
