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Chris (Rockaria) duplicated the original Porsche window sticker and took some liberties in the fine print which were hilarious. The specs are accurate and maybe even the pricing. I'd like more humor added and to better explain this is a concept . A "dig" at Porsche so to speak...

Let's have it!

There should be a mid-life crisis options package that comes with increased hp and flashy things to attract the young ladies, oh and the horn would play the Ice Cream truck song!

won't it come with jackstands?

ok, here's a few

MLC Option (mid-life crisis): $40k
Titanium Personal vehicle lifts (jack stands): N/C
Happy Endings $50
New car scent: $100
Confused looks from other P-owners: priceless

QUOTE (goose2 @ Feb 13 2006, 06:15 PM)

won't it come with jackstands?

Oh my god.

Dude! Put in pneumatic auto-jacks! They aren't (too) expensive. And that would make it a true teener. And they make 'em out of aluminum, so they're pretty light.

I'm sorry, I'm still getting over the thought of the first image with the model #914 and "Climate Control" listed on the same piece of paper!!!

Incredible shrinking penis....oops, that's a 911 option...

Muffler Bearings
Autosuck
Electric ashtrays
Cupholders
Blowdryer attachment
Dual interior sunvisor mirrors

QUOTE (goose2 @ Feb 13 2006, 06:15 PM)

won't it come with jackstands?

jack stands only are available for the US market. sorry R.o.W.

QUOTE (East coaster @ Feb 13 2006, 08:05 PM)

I'm sorry, I'm still getting over the thought of the first image with the model #914 and "Climate Control" listed on the same piece of paper!!!

Belieeeevve....

Auto-jacks.

MattR!!! Hook this guy up with some used auto-jacks!

....the next generation in teener technology... Auto-jacks!
Imagine! A world with no jackstands. A world where you can just park and push a button, and BAM! You're in the high enough in the air to check for leaks.

That looks sweet!

Can I extend the anti-corrosion warranty to 30 years for an extra $10,000?

Does this purchase include a free subscription to "Excellence" AND "Hot VWs"?

I paid for the upgraded Appearance Package, but can't find the anti-gray hair dye in my Porsche logo Appearance Package monogrammed toiletry bag! I have my Porsche comb, extra strength Porsche hair gel, Porsche Ray-Bans, and club914 beanie, where's the damn anti-gray hair dye!

Can a start an escrow type account in my financing to pay for my first 5 speeding tickets and associated legal fees?

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MattR!!! Hook this guy up with some used auto-jacks!

We thought you were supplying the Ti jacks

How much for the DWD option?

Or is that one "Priceless"?

What about "wiring gremlin, breakdown option. Triggered automatically at least opportune time"

im sure you could word it better...

come on guys, this will be a "reliable" 914 I need a no jackstand sticker (in a circle that's crossed out)

I thought of another: membership to 914world.com N/C

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"reliable" 914

Is that an oxymoron?

"objects in rear view mirror really ARE getting smaller"

"optional track tires"

"sterio delete"

"power windows"

Dono...