Back in her modelling days... from a Brazilian Magazine.

And she married you, WHY?

you are a lucky man

"Yeah, my old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the dance but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now."

Another Cover...

Little sox... this would qualify for Utah bait if you knew how old she was here

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And she married you, WHY?

Cause she didn't meet you first (or is that Waide?)?

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:14 PM)

QUOTE And she married you, WHY? Cause she didn't meet you first (or is that Waide?)?

no really, what do you have on her?

QUOTE (TROJANMAN @ Mar 21 2006, 08:15 PM)

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:14 PM) QUOTE And she married you, WHY? Cause she didn't meet you first (or is that Waide?)? no really, what do you have on her?

Greg, it's Utah....I'm pretty sure you can marry her also

"Big Love"


Can they even show that in Utah, Eric?

It's not what I have 'on' her...

Looks like Waide just found a couple of new screen savers.

Nice Eric. Not sure how you pulled it off....but nice.

"Big Love" is banned here... we get the Choir instead.

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:22 PM)

"Big Love" is banned here... we get the Choir instead.

seriously? i was curious.

It's here... it made the news after the first episode.

"New HBO Drama may Make Utah Look Bad"



Ya THINK? Wonder why genius!?!

From what I saw, that show's in left field. It makes those 'Laura Engles Ho's' look good. If you've ever seen a pack of them with 10 gallons of milk in their cart at the grocery store you'd know what I mean. Eye's a little too close together, big foreheads, lace up boots and those sexy braids...

There's no Polig's running around out there with babage like the babage on HBO.

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Greg, it's Utah....I'm pretty sure you can marry her also

Don't think I let that one slip on by there Mr. Voyeur!

In Utah it's the man who gets the plural wives. As soon as Greg's woman wises up and dumps his ugly ass, I get her too!

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 09:33 PM)

As soon as Greg's woman wises up and dumps his ugly ass, I get her too!

i already called dibs eric

Share?

Sorry... I meant Cher. You can have Cher. I get Greg's wife!

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Mar 21 2006, 08:34 PM)

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 09:33 PM) As soon as Greg's woman wises up and dumps his ugly ass, I get her too!  :woohoo: i already called dibs eric

she's not your type

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:36 PM)

Sorry... I meant Cher.  You can have Cher.  I get Greg's wife!  :lol:

hehehe

Now that's funny stuff

Cher and share

same sound different meanings, nice
I like......
Greg and Gay
different sounds, same meaning

Yeah... I'm with ya Waide. Kinda like "Richard" and "Greg"

Yeah...

that's some funny shit.

im sorry. i was out of line

Posts delerted.

sincere apology greg

AA

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:10 PM)

Another Cover...

Lucky dog - and you still make 914 parts for us peasants!

She left the beaches of Brazil? She went to Utah? For you? Nicely done!!

Cheers, Elliot

oh my...
I'm literally laughing out loud..

this is a very funny thread...
what a bunch of comedians
miss you guys!

everybody going to RRC2?
I heard that Troy is making a special guest appearance.
but nobody is allowed to tell him about vanessa's pictures Kapeesh (sp)

brant

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She left the beaches of Brazil? She went to Utah? For you?

Well 'of course' Elliot! This is me we're talking about afterall.

Actually, I told her there was a beach here. We actually live on the beach (hence Sandy). I just forgot to mention "Lake Bonneville" dried up about 14 thousand years ago! (She's still pissed about that one, but at the time her Visa was expired... what the hell could she do? )

Now I'm totally confused....we need a synopsis of this thread.....

Eric seaches South America for underage girls....lures them to UT with the promise of a beach life.....takes pictures and sends them to Waide, a swelled up non member with a new car, whom Aaron openly lusts after, while Eric lusts after Greg's wife, who knows nothing about all this for which Aaron apologizes to Greg for Eric and settles for Cher while Elliot does a flyby with a load of KY for Britt while Brant and MW do the video and claim innocence, but Eric gets stuck without Gregs's wife or Cher with an underaged immigrant with pom pom socks because of an expired Visa.

Is this close?

Yeah. that's the ticket.

QUOTE (SLITS @ Mar 22 2006, 06:50 AM)

Now I'm totally confused....we need a synopsis of this thread..... Eric seaches South America for underage girls....lures them to UT with the promise of a beach life.....takes pictures and sends them to Waide, a swelled up non member with a new car, whom Aaron openly lusts after, while Eric lusts after Greg's wife, who knows nothing about all this for which Aaron apologizes to Greg for Eric and settles for Cher while Elliot does a flyby with a load of KY for Britt while Brant and MW do the video and claim innocence, but Eric gets stuck without Gregs's wife or Cher with an underaged immigrant with pom pom socks because of an expired Visa. Is this close?

you forgot the whole 2nd part of the plot about Troy
(or what ever his name was....)

You see troy is an amateur photographer.
he has pictures on his cell phone to prove it.
ask Joe for details, or Melba

brant

QUOTE (SLITS @ Mar 22 2006, 05:50 AM)

Now I'm totally confused....we need a synopsis of this thread..... Eric seaches South America for underage girls....lures them to UT with the promise of a beach life.....takes pictures and sends them to Waide, a swelled up non member with a new car, whom Aaron openly lusts after, while Eric lusts after Greg's wife, who knows nothing about all this for which Aaron apologizes to Greg for Eric and settles for Cher while Elliot does a flyby with a load of KY for Britt while Brant and MW do the video and claim innocence, but Eric gets stuck without Gregs's wife or Cher with an underaged immigrant with pom pom socks because of an expired Visa. Is this close?

damn...for a car non-club, there are alot of levels round this joint.

Was "Troy" also known as "Richard" who licks parts..............................










at the swapmeet?

I think you pretty much nailed it.

However, there's only one Troy. (We need to find him... all I know is body-shop, small town North East of Phoenix)

QUOTE (SLITS @ Mar 22 2006, 08:50 AM)

Was "Troy" also known as "Richard" who licks parts.............................. at the swapmeet?

I'm not certain...

but I've been dying to post these pictures..
Did Richard drive something like this?

or perhaps this:

damn... if we only had a lisence plate we could hunt him down. Notice how they are both mysteriously 'missing'. Witness protection?

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 22 2006, 08:15 AM)

Witness protection?

undercover CIA. They were spying on the Russians.

I did a Dex search and found this:

T & S Body Works
(480) 491-9100
7135 S Harl Ave
Tempe

Do you think the T is for Troy...

hmmm what was grandma's name? Maybe something with an "S"?

What was his buddy/brother's name..? Didn't Troy affectionately call him "Sh@t head"? Thats an "S" word?

brant

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:27 PM)

Eye's a little too close together, big foreheads, lace up boots..

If this wasn't such funny sheeat, I may have taken offense to this.....

Ahhhh Hah.....busted

omg - richard smmons from the swap!!

didnt he almost get beaten by sam gore????


and meatheads shoe is in the pic

Well just make sure ya'll participate in next years women of the 914club calendar

My suspicions about Mississippi have just been confirmed

Damn it. I replied to the thread before reading the WHOLE THING. As n before the fruity boys went off topic.

Back to the Brazilian Babe wife I mean wife. Geesh you slay me Ron.

QUOTE (Joe Ricard @ Mar 22 2006, 02:11 PM)

Geesh you slay me Ron.

whips and chains are ron's forte'

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If this wasn't such funny sheeat, I may have taken offense to this.....

Toast is a plural wife??? Say it ain't so!!

The forhead Eric, the forhead.