Holy Shit!!!!

"Situation Normal, Over"

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Mar 27 2006, 09:52 PM)

"Situation Normal, Over"

"But I think my co-pilot is going to need some clean undies, Over."

"tis but a fleshwound"!

Elyut talking to his co-pilot

Hey, dude (burp) Did this engine always have a clear cover? BurPpppp




Twystd1

"Passengers, pardon the interruption. If anyone on board has any duct tape, we could really use some right now. Nothing to be alarmed over... just checking"

"Feel the need to get away?"

Ok, who forgot to lock the Dusz fastners?

Screw it. We'll never get this thing to run right. Scrap the FI and slap on some Webers!

Elliot is online, so ......

Looks like one of them new, cold air intakes.

Ain't no thing.....those are there for extra lift when using short runways.

I can fix it...My dad's a TV repairman. He's got the ultimate set of tools.

GT engine lid

Jake said run the big bore kit with out the Tins.

"Hey John, I can see your house from here"

Ooops, wrong joke. D'oh!

I got this..

I stayed at a holiday inn last night...

No problemo.

Rich

I'm pretty sure that nacelle had a bumper sticker on it

Gonna take a little right rudder trim.

Elliot

You had to post this just before I get on a plane myself.

Just running a little hot and the auxillary air cooling kicked in.

It'll buff out.

"Start? Tower..."

"Go ahead..."

"Black flag Eastern 547 heavy next time around.... One of the corners says he's got somthing waving around, let's make sure it's pinned down..."

"Copy..."

Hey..that shit aint funny.....bad memories, I was seated by the wing when that same thing happened a long time ago.
I'm a jinx for aircraft, hell pilots dont want me to fly with them.
1st flight Army aircraft , they ought to tell a guy that the engine cowling opens up at landing for brakes! shit my pants.
2nd flight , nextplane to land at DFW after Delta 191 went down, brought out the "fantasy island " ladder to deboard. Big bar tab.
3d flight- flew through the jet wash of a heavy FED EX plane in a smaller aircraft MD80, I thought the hand of GOD grabbed the wing.
Drink carts flipping , shit falling down from the ceiling. Bigger bar tab.
4th flight- puddle jumper from Presque Isle to caribo maine, blew a door seal , depressurized fast , scrubbed off alititude, landed beside a plane nosed into the snow! Burp-carrying booze now on board.
5th flight - same plane return trip, they didnt fix the plane, flew low and slow.
6th Flight- sailplane-Thought it might a control issue for me. NOT I dont like to fly at all!
Now put a car into a turn skidding sideways = no problem.
I have more but dont want to bore ya.

QUOTE (Brotherbob @ Mar 29 2006, 07:20 AM)

Hey..that shit aint funny.....bad memories, I was seated by the wing when that same thing happened a long time ago. I'm a jinx for aircraft, hell pilots dont want me to fly with them. 1st flight Army aircraft , they ought to tell a guy that the engine cowling opens up at landing for brakes! shit my pants. 2nd flight , nextplane to land at DFW after Delta 191 went down, brought out the "fantasy island " ladder to deboard. Big bar tab. 3d flight- flew through the jet wash of a heavy FED EX plane in a smaller aircraft MD80, I thought the hand of GOD grabbed the wing. Drink carts flipping , shit falling down from the ceiling. Bigger bar tab. 4th flight- puddle jumper from Presque Isle to caribo maine, blew a door seal , depressurized fast , scrubbed off alititude, landed beside a plane nosed into the snow! Burp-carrying booze now on board. 5th flight - same plane return trip, they didnt fix the plane, flew low and slow. 6th Flight- sailplane-Thought it might a control issue for me. NOT I dont like to fly at all! Now put a car into a turn skidding sideways = no problem. I have more but dont want to bore ya.

Holly crap! Brotherbob let us all know when you fly so we can stay grounded.

T

"Requesting permission for a flyby"

"That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full"