From his Brokeback Collection: "Just like me, they long to be close to you"

Everyone has a sensitive side...

"We've only just begun......"

"Every Sha Na Na Naa, Every Wo Hoo Wo Hoo..."

last time i called slits and was on hold, he had some gangsta rap goin on....

must be hooked up to his ipod

Karen.....*sigh*

A day in the life of Karen Carpenter:

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Late Night Snack

Dude, that's messed up.

Sorry... fixed it for you.

"Rainy days and Mondays alway make me..... ......cry"

Tom Fogerty has died. He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of instruments are set up. A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly. Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins tuning up. All of the instruments are taken but, to Tom's immense pleasure, the drums. He walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what heaven is like." Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?" At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the drums, and calls out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three, four..."

Oh Ron....Carpenter's music....how....so....well....um....very.....













retarted #perhaps a little something you like to listen to while ironing, mmm?#

Lisa