Fugly!

Hi Mikey

He is has all the children on Ebay scared shitless with that one!

12k? are you on crack?




B

From the ad:

I have competed in Porsche Club of America Autocrosses and it does the job.

Yeh.....it loses to a stock 2.0L 914.....

Hi Zits.......................

We need to start asking stupid questions for him to respond to on his e-bay ad.

heh heh heh!

HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!

Qarl - thank you soooo much for the afternoon laugh!


I will be watching this one!


HAAAAAAAA


M

And the reserve has not been met!!

"On crack"? He IS crack. The Cap'n

I'd like it better if it had red wheels.

I thought you painted that thing?

Well, there is a perfect example of truth in advertising at least. He makes no bones about it being a ratrod.

I wouldn't want one, but it sounds like a fun ride.

-Josh2

I'm so sick of these sugar coated ads that make cars out to be perfect, only for some unsuspecting buyer to find out they are not as advertised.

Someone should ask for a full PPI by a respected Porsche shop in the area

Steve, I don't see any sugar coating at all in that post. He says stright up that it's a rat car. It has rust, it has no legal windshield etc... What's the problem? The guy seems to be pretty up front about it.

At the stage of modifications, it really doesn't matter if it really started its life as a 356 or a Karman Ghia, its ratrod fiberglass toy, and he says so.

It's a fugly POS, but he admits that too...

-Josh2

I love Mikey as much as anyone.... I was kidding.......... how could you possibly think I was serious. He actually put RUST and BONDO in bold colored print... priceless.

The Ques. is can you find a respectable Porsche shop that would do a PPI
with out getting sick. What about Steve Stromturd???????
Dave

Sorry there steve, been a bit of a day, and my humor receptors must have been off.... I didn't get the dig untill you told me it was a dig...

...never mind...

-Josh2

Wow that is ugly! Check out that sick old school 911 though. Pretty sick if you ask me Thanks
-Chris

Hmmmpfff

The reserve is $18,356.00. If someone is dumb enuff to pay it....whatever.

BTW, it's rusty and it has a six in it....and it runs, which is alot more than most of you guys can say......

2 bidders, really? $12k?

Can you say SHILL




Howard,
how does chance favor the person that wins this auction?

This is awesome!!





B

I like this guy... He's got a good sense of humor. Does anyone here know him? Or recognise the car(s)?

Tape a 40oz can of malt liquor to the dash... use a straw....

That's a good one...

-Josh2

Just about everyone here I think.

It's Cornholio, or (.)(.), or *, or whatever the flavor of the month may be.

I've ridden in the white cab. Very nice. Never got a ride in the BADTUB tho...

Jen

when a sawzall isn't enough to do the job, you need to call in the big boys,

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mikey tossed me the keys to this biatch...

crazy fun. smooth carbed motor, and no windshield....

great fun.

AA

Okey doke.

I didn't know it was MikeZ's machine... I get it all now... I guess I've been a little dense today...

-Josh2

"You would be dense not to buy this beauty!"

"Oil leak? nah... thats the sweat from the horses under the hood......"

$12K is a bit much, but hey, at a lower price it would make a nic eparts car. The motor could find a nice home in a 914. And the seats appear to be leather Recaros so you could definitely sell them.

this guy is great! answered my question fast!

" Q: will i be able to score some trophy girls with this? you know, a full set of teeth?
Jun-08-06
A: Dentures are considered a full set of teeth by the American Dental Association."

yeah... but it'll take 32 of the trophy girls that you could get with that thing to make a full set of teeth. Actually the motor used to be in my 914

That thing is a handfull with the S cams. I almost crashed it, but dont tell mike...

the beer in your hand had nothing to do with it? -kidding-

Next series of questions:

Does the car come with a lifetime membership to the SB PCA? Can you delineate the number of wins vs losses in AutoX? Is a wiener included in the sale? Does it have a COC (Certificate of Chop)? Is the remainder of the truckload of bondo included with the car?

Closer look at that plate.....

Yes, absolutely hysterical.

Jen

That would be the "FAKE" old school 911 ................... The Cap'n

That car reminds me of the Banana Splits club, now I need another drink.

The prefered assdragger term is "clone"....

Sucks that it's fake But still very good looking imho. Thanks
-Chris

PO ole car...so ugly couldn't sneak up on a gaspump. But I bet it is a hoot to drive.

the biggest indicator....they didn't make an early cabriolet...let alone an RS Cab....


Funniest part of all....the 356 list hasn't said a word. Usually they are all over a POS 356 posting on eBay. Worse than this place.....they are like a buncha old hens....

Best you guys can do? 1 day and ten insults?

Pffftthhhhtttt