Brooootal.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Other-Makes...647720544QQrdZ1

And, if you "win," you get molds to make more...

pete

I bet the wiring diagram still has burns from the crack pipe.

Was Zois the GM on this project?

HA! That is like 20 miles from me. That car is a bit late for the design...

I've seen some fluke before in my life, but this is the first time I've ever seen one depicted in automotive form.

$50K?! And the reserve hasn't been met? Good luck ...

At first I was thinking "aw it's not so bad" but then I started going through the rest of the pictures.

Besides the overall, uh, shape; it looks bigger than a 914 or at least twice as big as it needs to be.

reserve not met @ 50K? Shoul have been metat 2K/ Abomination & besides, WTF is it? Oh yeah - stupid. Did I forget ugly, pointless, etc.? I'd hate to be his nieghbor!

Laugh all you want.
I'm gonna sell em in Tokyo and make a bomb.

Looks like a McLaren F1 with some BART train mixed in, after a bucket of yellow paint fell over both. Black doesn't help, either.

I especially love the "earth and moon" shot. The crack pipe was surely fired up during that computer session.

I'd rather roll the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile, or a yellow with chrome wheels Richard Simmons-spec Chevy SSR (apologies to any 914clubbers who may own this, and yes he really does drive one).

pete

Some one should buy it to destroy the molds before they spawn another one. Wasnt that car on Death Race 2000?

Whoever designed this "thing" spent time and money
BUT believe or not I think someone WILL ACTUALLY BID ON THIS !!!

i might actually consider a trade for a weiner mobile.


sorry,

This could be the worst P-powered car ever on eBay.

Congrads

That is just fucking horrible....demented....and not in a good way....someone needs to stop him....please, no one bid....don't do it for the children....

Um.... Uh...... I think I need to go to the bathroom.

/runs really fast

/hurls

Ok.... phew, now let me look at these pictures here.....

Ohh...noes....

Be right back.....

/runs again...

/hurls again, lotsa dry heaves this time....

Please don't post that stuff, please? Ok?

that is disgusting, the car that is.

Wow. That's, um, impressive.

You should ask for a test drive and then report back to us. I kinda wonder how the thing drives

Even scares me.....

Oh and SLITS......

About like a McLaren that made it with a BART train.

pete

BART?

Er, sorry.

Bay.Area.Rapid.Transit (a 1970s train that looks like someone got happy with aluminum foil and scaled down Amtrak cars).

pete

Bay Area Rancid Transit (it's a local thang)



-OR- Fresh from the photo shoot for 2001: A Space Odyssey

Ah, I get it now. I figured it was an age thing

That lower photo is f-amazing, Joe! LOL!

pete

Thanks Pete!

I just shit my pants laughing ya prick!



I get it.... AV company....Florida....Had to wash all that coke money somehow....

I think I know the motivation behind the body shape, have you ever staired at a lava lamp while on LSD?

hey everybody stop sheyeting on my future super car. Please don't denigrate the value or on it in any way. It is a finely engineered space traveler from another dimension that you just don't understand yet. Please don't lower the value unnecessarily.

First thing i thought of was those bright yellow plastic shovels that i used to play with when i was little... i always used to turn them upsidedown... little did i know that i was onto the greatest space car ever!Click to view attachment

The frontal shots didn't look too bad...much like a penis with a flattened head. But then they showed the side view That is absolutely heinous! The rear is, uh, okay I guess. And what is the purpose of having the firewall OPEN directly behind the driver?

Oh thats actually a new concept. its called the firehole. invented and developed especially for this car, the firehole ensures the timely spread of fire throughout the entire body of the car, destroying it as soon as possible. As soon as the manufacturers saw how absoluetly Butt Ugly their car was, they added this feature to aid in the destruction of its ass-face.

looked it up on wikipedia.

Click to view attachmentIt looks like some kind of a mixture between a hammerhead shark...... and a dildo.

That is the most god-damned ugliest f-ing thing I think I have ever seen in my entire life.

Someone please.... set that thing on fire.

My God..... it's longer than an Escalade. WTF was the designer thinking?

weiner mobile. on steriods. great car for the person with an attention whore complex screaming for recognition.

k

50K for that thing...come on. Give me a nice factory /6 and a british roadster any day of the week over the "dildomobile"

Shut up ya jealous homos! Im bidd'n!!

(Mine, all mine. Mine, all mine. Mine, all mine. Mine, all mine. Mine, all mine. Mine, all mine. Mine, all mine. Mine, all mine. Mine, all mine.)

These guys wouldn't know automotive art if it bit them on the ass. If you win, can I borrow the molds to make some patio furniture?

Somebody stole Ace & Gary's car!



(New around here, BTW. No pics of my teener project yet. Also, not on jackstands, just under a car cover. I'm working on finding a proper place to throw her up on jackstands. Hi.)

Somebody email the guy and tell him we have come up with the new name for his abomination.

THE DILDOMOBILE

have to get pics soon!

Sad to think someone with some serious money wasted it doing that. Not to mention the time you'll never get back.

The "Heidelberg?"
"Inspired by McLaren, Ferrari, Saleen, Lamborghini," AND a case of warm Heidelberg!!

The first thing I thought of when veiwing it from the front end......




John

I wonder where you put the dirtbag

Laughed so hard nearly pee'ed my pants!!

O.K. - is it ...

1. "FUGLY" (you know...fuc*ing ugly)
2. "coyote ugly" (where you chew your arm off to get away without waking your one night stand)

Howard, I need a set also from the molds, this would make the ole lady happy....
Let me know where to paypal you the cash

Now taking patio furniture orders...

can you say tortional rigidity?

what, no seat belts???

Thanks! I will have to get pics soon. After seeing the condition of some of the projects around here I don't feel so bad about mine.

Family model-stretched version, put the kids and dog in the back... not sure if they would want to be seen in it!!!

"Daddy do i haff ta ride in this!"

I noticed that too.

But none of his cars have been completed, so I'm not surprised.

I figure he went to the last Burning Man festival and got enlightened... Instead of finishing it, he decided to bail.

Valued at $1.5 million.... yours for only $mystery-reserve.00 !!
Do I hear $50,001.00????