I just found the right box.
:PERMAGRIN: joe

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Pinky lifter

Joe

nice choice with the velveta light

gotta watch that figure

I think you will be in dire need of liquids to wash that down with. Where is the Casadorres? I dont think you will be packed until that is well stocked with your beverages.

Joe, did you buy Cazadores, Velveeta, and wine in a carton at the same time? Anybody look at you funny?

People always look at me funny. Should of had them last weekend.
:PERMAGRIN: Joe

You should return the crackers and get Q-tips instead.
Gotta keep the C.W.'s happy too.

He forgot the japalenos.....what else would the fire extinguisher be for 'cept to put out an ass fire (cassadores, wine, cheese, crackers & japalenos = ass fire).

Joe, how can you drink that cheap crap??? I'm bringin' the good stuff!!

Good stuff....it has a twist off cap....

The bad stuff has a cork and you have to break the neck of the bottle to drink it......

Oooh, my ex-girlfriend from college would be all over you with that stuff

Oh, she was! Sorry somebody had to say it!

Ahem! IIRC, REAL cheese comes in squirt cans. The Cap'n

I like the box wine cuz when it is empty, you can blow up the bag inside and have a nice pillow to sleep off the RAGING hangover that is coming!

Chics dig fruity wine and cheese from a can

Cheese from a can is the best - it can be squirted right into the mouth, no messy hands and no carbs from those pesky crackers.

PS: Boones Farm was definitely our drink of choice back in the day . Now I'll pop up to $7/bottle for the good stuff.

My kinda woman....whoooohoooo.....

Do you like green cars too?













Hi Gint

My favorite 914 colors are zambezi and tangerine, OF COURSE!!!

Thanks Joe.


BTW - The correct way to drink Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill is from a Bota Bag.

The above picture is completely wrong....1st, you have to be wearing a Toga....2nd, the wine is shot at the center of the eyebrow area so it runs down the sides of your nose and into the corners of your mouth......

Obviously the gentleman in the image is a rookie.....the equivilent to a pinky lifting 996 driver we all know.

Joe, looks like you'll have a great ride up.. Next time I'll go home to Sweden I'm bringing you a good box wine. Here I have one or two kinds to choose from.. Back home we have at least 30 different ones ..

Hey! That box looks familiar. I used to work for the company that made the equipment that put the wine in the bag and then put the bag in the box! I actually have my name on a patent for a method used to put the bag in the box (no financial rewards though). You couldn't pay me to drink the stuff though!