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ARTHUR: "Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail."
FRENCHMAN: "Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see?"
ARTHUR "What?"
GALAHAD "He says they've already got one!" (stunned)
ARTHUR "Are you sure he's got one?"
FRENCHMAN "Oh yes. It's very nice" (cut to battlements)
FRENCHMAN "I told him we already got one." (they all giggle)
ARTHUR "Well ... can we come up and have a look?
FRENCHMAN "Of course not! You are English pigs!"