Since most of the active guys are either in transit or in Oregon for the WCC06, now's our chance to take over the club.
It will be a heist... everybody has always wanted to be part of a heist, right? (ref. 1)
First order of business...
UNLEASH THE VIRUSES
Second order of business...
Hack into the club store and reduce prices by 50%
Third order of business...
Delete all photographs on the server
Finally...
Post nude S&M pictures of Miles and the seven sheep.
References
1. Dane Cook