This pic is just dying for a clever caption. I think we should stick this photo on the home page with the winning caption. Let's hear them.....

1.) "So, you think anyone will notice?"

2.) "I'll let you play with mine if you let me play with your 's."

Good morning sweetie...

3.) "I know I put the stash in here somewhere."

I hope that was the jack handle I just bumped.....

Check out my Linkage, baby....

"Do you think it's safe to adjust the valves like this?"

How do you like my six?

Listen Gint, I'm all gung-ho for this.

Ok Greg, it's your turn to be on top.

"and as soon as the makeshift jackstands are firmly wedged into place, you can safely change the oil. "

-excerpt from "Proper Equipments and Tools- Who needs 'em?

Keep breathing honey. I can see the head...

"Congratulations Mr. Six, it's twins!"

"The 914 Club attempts to break the world record for number of people stuffed under a 914."

I know we left the cups under here!

"I wish I could quit you"

or

"you gotta purdy mouth"

Ah.......did you sleep well? ( cheap 914 drivers who won't get a room)

I was gonna say:
"The first joker that cracks wise with a Brokeback Mountain reference is gonna git one right in the kisser"

OR

"Welcome to auto shop, OZ style!"

"take off hoser!"

"no!! you take off!!!"

"shall we take each other off?"

note the british columbia plates.

k

Where am I, and who the hell are you?

Hi my names Romeo, but your aint no Juliet!!!

Are you sure the Keg's under here?

See I told you, it's air cooled....

No, that's not the "hell hole".

JEEEEZ, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?

"Are you sure Brad and Andy started like this?"

"You had the bolt." "Nooo you had the bolt." " Naaa Aaaaaa you had the bolt."

"I think it's the waterpump ! ... "

...as she said in Olongapo City, (with a Philippine
accent)
"I lub you noshit, gimme ten bucks"

do you always leave yer shoes on?

I usually sleep in the nude, is that ok with you?
....b

"See the beer just flows right down the drain tube almost like funneling one"

"The jack handle stoopid, I said pump the jack handle!"

"i love your safety wire work"

"i love you!"

"hold me...."

Brokeback 914! " I can't quit you"

Now that you've shown me your six let me show you my 12

red car says to blue car

"I don't remember eating that"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

We've got to stop meeting like this....

This sheds a whole new meaning to the word "tail shifter"

My (jack) handle is bigger than yours...

Are we practicing safe six or not here?

After an all niter at the WCC06, the term "Coyote Ugly" has real meaning to a couple of revelers...

Or

The differnence between a dog and a fox: One more drink at closin' time...

2-OH!

I'm not sure that's a good place for the baby seat

Cute sandals!

toon1 beat me to it, so here's 2nd thoughts:

"so, eh, do I just leave the money in the glove compartment or what?"

"you'll call me after this right?"

"this damn jack is in the way, can't we just do it the old-fashioned way?

3rd place Darwin Award Honorable Mention.....

"That wet spot better be beer".....

"Izit twue whut they zay aboot yew fellahs"....ZIP...."Oh jess....itz twue".....

She said she wanted to do two guys at once! So we did her!

"How 'bout those Bears!"

914-6 gives rare birth to twins

"Is that a jack handle or are you just glad to see me?"

I think it needs more lube...

"no no I said give me a stubby "

How many club members does it take to flush the radiator?

How long do we have to stay under here, before people think we know what were doing?

two drunk teener drivers passed out getting teabagged by a teener.

"Please, their's a hotel right over there." "Come on, this will be way more exciting"
or
"Oh, I guess one of us should be stepping on the clutch right"
or
Do you come here often"
or
"So what is it you wanted to show me under here?"
and/or
zip
or
"So if I do that you'll let me drive it"