...but I'm spilling the beans anyway. I know she'd get a kick out of birthday greetings from 914ers, especially from all y'all who attended the ECC this year. (She was the hostess who provided that wonderful spread of smoked barbecue!) So if you're of a mind to do so, PM "Babydoll" and say hi.

Ken, you are a stinker! So that's the mystery of how it got out there...

Now, as penance, you have to find Babydoll a TPS switch. She's gettin' jumpy, probably from havin' such an olllllld driver. Bwahahahaha!!

And, of course, thanks for the birthday wishes that mysteriously showed up, guys. At least you were all gracious enough not to ask how old. I'd let Babydoll answer and say "32" since she's a '74.

Busted my brother of finer beverages.

Think La Trap and ya neva look back, Trapist monks, 9% of Holy GODNESS!

Ha! I only disclosed the date, not the age. So I suppose I'll still be in Babydoll's good graces.

Trappist beer...