My wife and I decided that there are two types of Porsche owners; Por-sha owners and the guys that have a Porsh.
Por-sha guys love to drive twisty roads, even if (especially if) they are the only car on the road.
Porsh guys like to sit outside at Starbucks with their sunglesses on (at night) and shout into the cell phone "Yeah, I'm sitting outside so I can keep an eye on my Porsh..."
while the voice on the other end chants "at the tone the time will be...".
Por-sha owners know what a 917 is...
Porsh owners think a 917 is a new PDA from Nokia...
Por-sha guys like to take care of their own cars.
Porsh guys stand in the door of their office and shout at the mobile detail guy over the phone. "Yeah, it's parked in the southwest corner of the lot, can't miss it. It's the red Porsh. Yeah the one taking up two spaces. can't be too carful when you own a PORSH!"
Por-sha owners wave at guys in 914s.
Porsh owners say "look out for that Fiat..."
Unfortunately, it seems that most of the newer cars are somebody's Porsh...