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TROJANMAN

Nov 10 2006, 08:58 AM

So I go to dinner with my boss last night. I drive.
When we got to Mortons, I handed the keys to the Valet.
When he saw my boss get out of the Audi, he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"

As if it wasn't bad enough that Steve gave me a complex about my 914 "being nicer".
Now I need to run out and buy a new driver.

zen motorcycle

Nov 10 2006, 09:06 AM

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 10:58 AM)

So I go to dinner with my boss last night. I drive.
When we got to Mortons, I handed the keys to the Valet.
When he saw my boss get out of the Audi, he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"

As if it wasn't bad enough that Steve gave me a complex about my 914 "being nicer".
Now I need to run out and buy a new driver.

And the moral of the story is

ALWAYS DRIVE THE TEENER!

DBCooper

Nov 10 2006, 09:17 AM

Could be, but I myself would go for the moral that was demonstrated to your boss, that you need a raise! TWO raises!

LvSteveH

Nov 10 2006, 09:42 AM

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 06:58 AM)

" Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"

You made me spit cheerios on my new laptop!

I suggest you get a Prius Hybrid, that way when someone says it's not that nice, you can say, "hey, it's for the environment"

Howard

Nov 10 2006, 09:45 AM

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 06:58 AM)

So I go to dinner with my boss last night. I drive.
When we got to Mortons, I handed the keys to the Valet.
When he saw my boss get out of the Audi, he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"

I think the valet was referring to you, not the car.

KaptKaos

Nov 10 2006, 10:49 AM

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 06:58 AM)

he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"

I hope you didn't tip the SOB.

MoveQik

Nov 10 2006, 02:31 PM

That is funny stuff Greg. The valet is thing is funny. My wife is always offended when they don't park her car out front.

VegasRacer

Nov 10 2006, 09:29 PM

Don't take your wife to that restaurant.

QUOTE

"Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"

blabla914

Nov 11 2006, 07:31 PM

QUOTE(Howard @ Nov 10 2006, 07:45 AM)

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 06:58 AM)

So I go to dinner with my boss last night. I drive.
When we got to Mortons, I handed the keys to the Valet.
When he saw my boss get out of the Audi, he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"

I think the valet was referring to you, not the car.

Now THAT's funny.

Kelly

JPB

Nov 11 2006, 08:20 PM

Welcome to the superficial side of town. You should have replied, " yes, I to am a valet at a restaurant."

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