from the Indy Star:
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Trucker crashes while changing clothes
Associated Press
November 11, 2003
LAPORTE, Ind. -- A truck driver crashed his semitrailer while trying to change clothes as he drove 60 mph on a northern Indiana highway, police said.
Terry Gilmore, 59, of Ohio, told investigators he had set his cruise control so he could change clothes while driving on U.S. 6 Monday night about 25 miles southwest of South Bend, the LaPorte County Sheriff's Department said.
He misjudged a curve and rolled the truck off the road and into two fences, police said. Gilmore was not seriously injured, but was taken to LaPorte Hospital as a precaution.
The crash caused officers to close a portion of the road for more than three hours.
A witness told investigators she found Gilmore naked when she went to check on him right after the accident.
No charges were filed in the crash, police said. A hometown for Gilmore was not available from police.
Full Version: Trucker found Naked
Wonder if it's the same dude that put his new party van in cruise & jumped in back to get a beer? or his brutha 
bruce
bruce
I am thinking if you find a naked trucker, better get it while it's hot... I mean, how many times in your life have you seen a naked trucker?
Yep.
M
Yep.
M
NO CHARGES? WTF? He should be in federal "pound you in the ass" prison for that. As a minimum he ought to have his trucking license revoked.
Oh, I'm sure he may have a hard time finding employment driving a truck after this.
Unfortunately, every other person named Terry Gilmore may suffer similar consequences.
Unfortunately, every other person named Terry Gilmore may suffer similar consequences.
This thread seems an appropriate place for this news item I recently received...
They are finally out again. You all know about the
Darwin Awards. It's an
annual honor given to the person who did the gene
pool the biggest service
by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily
stupid way. Last year's
winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke
machine which toppled over on
top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda
out of it.
And the nominees are:
9. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of
getting drunk cheaply,
because he had no money with which to buy alcohol,
mixed gasoline with milk.
Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and
he vomited into the
fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and
fire burned his house
down, killing both him and his sister.
8. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the
basement of his home died of
suffocation, according to police. He was
approximately 6' 2" tall and
weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt,
white bra, black and
white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared
that he was trying to
create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also
wearing a military gas mask
that had the filter canister removed and a rubber
hose attached in its
place. The other end of the hose was connected to
one end of a hollow wooden
tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's
other end was inserted
into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the
cause of his suffocation.
Police found the task of explaining the
circumstances of his death to his
family very awkward.
7. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light
aircraft at low altitude when
another plane approached. It appears that they
decided to moon the occupants
of the other plane, but lost control of their own
aircraft and crashed.
They were all found dead in the wreckage with their
pants around their
ankles.
6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911
call. She had no details
before arriving, except that someone had reported
that his father was not
breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man
face down on the couch
naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse
and to start CPR, she
noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the
ambulance arrived and
removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival
at the hospital - the
police made a closer inspection of the couch, and
noticed that the man had
made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the
couch over, they
discovered what had caused his death. Apparently,
the man had a habit of
putting his penis between the cushions, down into
the hole and between two
electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for
obvious reasons).
According to the story, after his orgasm the
discharge shorted out one of
the sanders, electrocuting him.
5. A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her
car on a highway near
Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously
injuring her passenger and
killing herself. As a commonplace road accident,
this would not have
qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it not for
the fact that the
driver's attention had been distracted by her
Tamagotchi key ring, which had
started urgently beeping for food as she drove
along. In an attempt to press
the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life,
the woman lost her own.
4. A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was
found dead after he
tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a
70-foot railroad trestle.
Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food
worker, taped a bunch of
these straps together, wrapped one end around one
foot, anchored the other
end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and
hit the pavement.
Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said
investigators think Barcia was
alone because his car was found nearby. "The length
of the cord that he had
assembled was greater than the distance between the
trestle and the ground"
Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of
death was "Major trauma."
3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It
seems that he and a
friend were playing a game of catch, using the
rattlesnake as a ball. The
friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate,
was hospitalized.
2. Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west
Texas noticed the smell of
a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the
building extinguishing all
potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc.,
After the building had
been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company
were dispatched. Upon
entering the building, they found they had
difficulty navigating in the
dark. To their frustration, none of the lights
worked. Witnesses later
described the sight of one of the technicians
reaching into his pocket and
retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette
lighter. Upon operation of
the lighter like object, the gas in the warehouse
exploded, sending pieces
of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of
the technicians, but the
lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion.
The technician suspected
of causing the blast had never been thought of as
'bright' by his peers.
And for those of us who LOVE golf.....the #1
Nominee:
1. Based on a bet by the other members of his
threesome, Everitt Sanchez
tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at
the local golf course.
Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a
bad mix, Sanchez managed
to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum
in the machine. Much to
his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by
spinning the crank on the
machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus
wedging them solidly in the
mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his
threshold of pain, collapsed
and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for
Sanchez, the height of the
ball washer was more than a foot higher off the
ground than his testicles
are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the
weakest link. Sanchez's
scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one
testicle was plucked from
him forever and remained in the ball washer, while
the other testicle was
compressed and flattened as it was pulled between
the housing of the washer,
and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to
injury, Sanchez broke a
new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from
the pro shop, and was
using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the
hospital for surgery,
and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the
course.
This last one wouldn't normally count, because the
idiot didn't die. But
because he cannot reproduce as a result of his
qualifying act of stupidity,
we have allowed his entry.
They are finally out again. You all know about the
Darwin Awards. It's an
annual honor given to the person who did the gene
pool the biggest service
by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily
stupid way. Last year's
winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke
machine which toppled over on
top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda
out of it.
And the nominees are:
9. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of
getting drunk cheaply,
because he had no money with which to buy alcohol,
mixed gasoline with milk.
Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and
he vomited into the
fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and
fire burned his house
down, killing both him and his sister.
8. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the
basement of his home died of
suffocation, according to police. He was
approximately 6' 2" tall and
weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt,
white bra, black and
white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared
that he was trying to
create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also
wearing a military gas mask
that had the filter canister removed and a rubber
hose attached in its
place. The other end of the hose was connected to
one end of a hollow wooden
tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's
other end was inserted
into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the
cause of his suffocation.
Police found the task of explaining the
circumstances of his death to his
family very awkward.
7. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light
aircraft at low altitude when
another plane approached. It appears that they
decided to moon the occupants
of the other plane, but lost control of their own
aircraft and crashed.
They were all found dead in the wreckage with their
pants around their
ankles.
6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911
call. She had no details
before arriving, except that someone had reported
that his father was not
breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man
face down on the couch
naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse
and to start CPR, she
noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the
ambulance arrived and
removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival
at the hospital - the
police made a closer inspection of the couch, and
noticed that the man had
made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the
couch over, they
discovered what had caused his death. Apparently,
the man had a habit of
putting his penis between the cushions, down into
the hole and between two
electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for
obvious reasons).
According to the story, after his orgasm the
discharge shorted out one of
the sanders, electrocuting him.
5. A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her
car on a highway near
Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously
injuring her passenger and
killing herself. As a commonplace road accident,
this would not have
qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it not for
the fact that the
driver's attention had been distracted by her
Tamagotchi key ring, which had
started urgently beeping for food as she drove
along. In an attempt to press
the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life,
the woman lost her own.
4. A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was
found dead after he
tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a
70-foot railroad trestle.
Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food
worker, taped a bunch of
these straps together, wrapped one end around one
foot, anchored the other
end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and
hit the pavement.
Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said
investigators think Barcia was
alone because his car was found nearby. "The length
of the cord that he had
assembled was greater than the distance between the
trestle and the ground"
Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of
death was "Major trauma."
3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It
seems that he and a
friend were playing a game of catch, using the
rattlesnake as a ball. The
friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate,
was hospitalized.
2. Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west
Texas noticed the smell of
a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the
building extinguishing all
potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc.,
After the building had
been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company
were dispatched. Upon
entering the building, they found they had
difficulty navigating in the
dark. To their frustration, none of the lights
worked. Witnesses later
described the sight of one of the technicians
reaching into his pocket and
retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette
lighter. Upon operation of
the lighter like object, the gas in the warehouse
exploded, sending pieces
of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of
the technicians, but the
lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion.
The technician suspected
of causing the blast had never been thought of as
'bright' by his peers.
And for those of us who LOVE golf.....the #1
Nominee:
1. Based on a bet by the other members of his
threesome, Everitt Sanchez
tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at
the local golf course.
Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a
bad mix, Sanchez managed
to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum
in the machine. Much to
his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by
spinning the crank on the
machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus
wedging them solidly in the
mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his
threshold of pain, collapsed
and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for
Sanchez, the height of the
ball washer was more than a foot higher off the
ground than his testicles
are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the
weakest link. Sanchez's
scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one
testicle was plucked from
him forever and remained in the ball washer, while
the other testicle was
compressed and flattened as it was pulled between
the housing of the washer,
and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to
injury, Sanchez broke a
new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from
the pro shop, and was
using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the
hospital for surgery,
and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the
course.
This last one wouldn't normally count, because the
idiot didn't die. But
because he cannot reproduce as a result of his
qualifying act of stupidity,
we have allowed his entry.
Too funny 
Sean's post reminds me of the episode of COPS. Where the police are on patrol and the happen on a "woman" running down the street wearing a teddie. Turns out it's a trucker wearing a wig. He tryed to pick up a male prostitute and got robbed. Wonder if it's the same guy? I taped the episode and gave it to a trucker buddy for a birthday present.
Sean's post reminds me of the episode of COPS. Where the police are on patrol and the happen on a "woman" running down the street wearing a teddie. Turns out it's a trucker wearing a wig. He tryed to pick up a male prostitute and got robbed. Wonder if it's the same guy? I taped the episode and gave it to a trucker buddy for a birthday present.
QUOTE(seanery @ Nov 11 2003, 01:50 PM)
from the Indy Star:
----------------------------
Trucker crashes while changing clothes
Associated Press
November 11, 2003
LAPORTE, Ind. -- A truck driver crashed his semitrailer while trying to change clothes as he drove 60 mph on a northern Indiana highway, police said.
Terry Gilmore, 59, of Ohio, told investigators he had set his cruise control so he could change clothes while driving on U.S. 6 Monday night about 25 miles southwest of South Bend, the LaPorte County Sheriff's Department said.
He misjudged a curve and rolled the truck off the road and into two fences, police said. Gilmore was not seriously injured, but was taken to LaPorte Hospital as a precaution.
The crash caused officers to close a portion of the road for more than three hours.
A witness told investigators she found Gilmore naked when she went to check on him right after the accident.
No charges were filed in the crash, police said. A hometown for Gilmore was not available from police.
----------------------------
Trucker crashes while changing clothes
Associated Press
November 11, 2003
LAPORTE, Ind. -- A truck driver crashed his semitrailer while trying to change clothes as he drove 60 mph on a northern Indiana highway, police said.
Terry Gilmore, 59, of Ohio, told investigators he had set his cruise control so he could change clothes while driving on U.S. 6 Monday night about 25 miles southwest of South Bend, the LaPorte County Sheriff's Department said.
He misjudged a curve and rolled the truck off the road and into two fences, police said. Gilmore was not seriously injured, but was taken to LaPorte Hospital as a precaution.
The crash caused officers to close a portion of the road for more than three hours.
A witness told investigators she found Gilmore naked when she went to check on him right after the accident.
No charges were filed in the crash, police said. A hometown for Gilmore was not available from police.
[QUOTE]Trucker crashes while changing clothes
Hey,I drive past that very spot everyday to and from work and saw the yard all torn up and wondered what happened.....
Steve
QUOTE
ball washing incident
OMG!
PAIN!!!!!he must of had one to many
.moron shoulda died.....
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