QUOTE(Bleyseng @ Feb 18 2007, 01:46 AM)
Yep, the yardboy did the radio installs after cleaning off all the cosmoline.
And if "Goober" didn't do it ( he was the yard lackey with his dominant right hand activated) , placing the mast on the left fender, then his kissin' cousin with the four buck teeth and the slightly askew "lefty" fetish, got commissioned. To do the hole on the right side.
IF---- he wasn't out back draining the lube tank or cleaning the women's john, or making sure his "peep" holes over the men's urinal were still good for viewing.
This explains the possiblities of the "chattered out" hole in the cowl syndrome, when kissin' cousin Buford, wielded the ice-hole auger and metal chisel, instead of the nice new Rockwell speedbit; the one that that Goober had left in his back pocket after ripping ???? how many ???? backrests that day as they came off the transporter ?
Hence the variety of fender antennae placement on our little queens. And the numerous little areas of "patina" in our interiors.
Each one is blessed with a "special" little birthmark, making them all unique in a wonderful little way............
Buford and Goober----- Here's to you !
Your great Uncle that owned the Porsche /Audi dealership should have fired your asses the first day you screwed up, but he knew then his only hope would have been to hire their other cousin , Daisy Belle, and she was out in the countryside either rasslin' the wild boar, or pickin' turnip greens for supper.
Couldn't be bothered working on stupid little furrin' cars when she could be
alligators and skinnin' coons asses......
mrgreenejeans