"Oh, and when you bring it to me... make sure it's open.
"
Oh yeah... you'll be open... open for ridicule
after you get an eyeful of the top-secret, super-duper, only two sets left in existence, AERODYNAMIC AIDS I just recently procurred for my car - at GREAT emotional, financial and personal expense I might add! (If a guy carrying a scythe comes asking for me... I went the other way).
These are straight from Germany, found in a lost warehouse
, the last two sets left in existence, personally touched by the hands of Mr. Porsche himself,
guaranteed to decrease a 914's coefficient of drag by 99% (and they're even rumored to add 100 - 120 horsepower if you utilize the
special attachment methods recommended)
!
Once you lay eyeballs on these babies... you'll be begging for mercy and pleading to be allowed to come close and gaze upon them!
In fact, talk real nice to me and I'll
might bring the second set I bought and let you use them!